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Quotes of Movie: "The Powerpuff Girls" [1998]
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Thank you, Billy. We had no idea you were a cyclops. The city of Townsville. I hate you. I do not enjoy the fact that three superhero female children take up residence in you. And by hurting me and forcing me to dwell in one of your correctional facilities, these mutant infant girls prevent me from obtaining political control of you. Hello. I'm Sergeant Pepper, the Chief of Police for the Townsville Police Department. My men and I have decided to make the following statement: Help. we need somebody. Help. not just anybody. Help. we need the Powerpuff Girls. Ahem. Thank you. The city of Townsville. A harmonious community of happy little people. Look at all the happy little people. I'm happy, I'm driving, I'm happy and I'm driving. Hi, Joe, what do you know? | |
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But one place in Townsville Park is not filled with fun activity... TOWNSVILLE VOLCANO MOUNTAIN. For on top of this mountain lies the lair of the revengeful, resentful, spiteful, lawbreaking, mad, swindling, thieving, malicious, extorting, assaulting, crooked, torturous, dishonest, complaining, wicked, indecent, menacing, touchy, swarthy, shadowy, villainous villain of all time... and he calls himself... MOJO JOJO. Oh I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. And there were some guts. Oh, I didn't like the guts. Yuck. Excuse me sir, but can you direct me to the location of where I can locate some eggs for I would like to purchase them so that I can take them home with me and I can eat them today. [pause] Mojo Jojo: And maybe tomorrow. We're the Powerpuff Girls. Buttercup: We fight crime. Blossom: That's what we do. Bubbles: Duh. Better heroes, huh? Listen, girls. My name is Steve. I'm a monster. I've been coming here for three days, causing all sorts of damage to your town. And what do I get? Two days of no-shows, and now this. A flag girl who does rope tricks, some rabbit, and Little Miss Darkness who's afraid of a little sun. Buttercup: Hey! Do you have any idea who you're talking to? Bubbles: We're superheroes! Blossom: Real ones! Steve: Yeah, well, that's great and all, but what am I supposed to tell the guys back on Monster Isle? You see, when a monster visits Townsville, he must fight the Powerpuff Girls. And if he can hold his own and make it back to Monster Isle alive, he's a hero. Now this new bit is just not gonna cut it. Sure, you didn't have a thirst for vengeance, stickers with your face on them, or souped-up vehicles, cause you didn't need them! See? Even if you take away the costumes, props, and angst, you still have all the bravery and courage it takes to save the day. So what do you say? Powerpuff Girls? Blossom: Let's get him, girls! Steve: Now that's better! Mayor: Say! I can see my house from here! [wearing glasses] What? What? What's so funny? Blossom: Oh, nothing... Buttercup: Dork! Bubbles: [looks in the mirror] I do look like a dork. Buttercup: No, you don't. Blossom: Yeah. You look like a nerd. Powerpuff Girls, the city's being devoured! And whatever it is, it's very close! It's in the office... Blossom: What? Mayor: Okay, now there's a giant claw... it's very big and it's snapping. Blossom: Hold tight, Mayor. We're on our way! Mayor: Okay, I'll hold. I'm back! Blossom: Well, what a sight for sore eyes! Buttercup: It's old four-eyes! Bubbles: Hey! You said you were just kidding! Buttercup: We were! Blossom: About being just kidding! You've been locked out since Wednesday? But, Mayor, it's Saturday. Why did you wait so long to call? Mayor: My cell phone calling plan has free weekend minutes. Thanks to you girls, Townsville is safe. And my hat is back in its proper place. How can I ever repay you for saving the day? Blossom: No payment necessary, Mayor. Buttercup: We were just doing our job. Bubbles: We're superheroes! Mayor: Yes, but I'm the Mayor! How about a statue? Powerpuff Girls Day? [the girls shake their heads] Mayor: No? Well, then at least take some candy. Blossom: Thanks, Mayor, but the Professor says we aren't allowed to have any... [Bubbles and Buttercup reach for some candy] Blossom: Hey! Well, okay. Maybe this one piece won't hurt. And with that, the girls were off... faster than you could say "Professor Utonium." Mayor: Professor Uton... Girls: We're here, Mayor! Mayor: Well, I'll be. I couldn't finish saying it. That... was... amazing. Blossom/Buttercup: Yeah! It's not fair! I'm just as tough and strong and mean as Buttercup and Blossom, but they just don't believe me. They all treat me like a baby. I'll show them. I'll prove that I can be... hard-core! Candy doesn't grow on trees, you know! A tarot card. Girls, this is worse than we imagined. Bubbles: Whatever do you mean, Blossom? Blossom: Not only are we dealing with a petty criminal, we're dealing with... a tarot-ist! [to the hotline] RING ALREADY! Blossom: Forget it, Buttercup. There's just nothing going on. No crimes, no monsters, no nothing. Bubbles: I could sure use a piece of candy right about now. Blossom: But the mayor said... Buttercup: [immitating the mayor] Blah blah blah blah blah blah, save the day! Let's go get her! Buttercup: Yeah! I see a knuckle sandwich in her future! [in an overlarge trenchcoat wearing a fedora] Thank you for coming. We are in need of your services. Just do what you do best. Bubbles: [at coat's midsection] Then take the fall. Buttercup: [at coat's hem] And we bust you out the next day. Mysterious Shadow Figure: Hmmm... Blossom: We know you can't resist this oppurtunity. Bubbles: What do you say...? Buttercup: ...pal? I feel weird about lying to the Professor. Blossom: A little white lie is okay. Besides, it'll all turn out good 'cause we're good. Bubbles: And more of us will only be gooder. Buttercup: Yeah, good. Blossom: And Professor Dick is good, right? And he's only interested in good and goodness. Good? Bubbles: Good. Blossom: Good? Buttercup: Good. Blossom: Good? Girls: Good night. MOJO! Mojo Jojo: Back so soon? Blossom: We had a deal, Mojo! Mojo Jojo: Don't get me wrong. Destroying Townsville on a daily basis is a pretty good gig. But to be able to take away that which gave you so much joy, to destroy your happiness is just so much more satisfying to the soul. If only I could have seen the look on your faces when you realized. I think I can imagine. Blossom: You're a bad monkey, Mojo! Mojo Jojo: I know. | |
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