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Quotes of Movie: "The PJs" [1999]

  • Thurgood Stubbs:
    What the hell did you put down that toilet?



    Haiti Lady:
    Goat head wrapped in paper towels.



    Thurgood Stubbs:
    How many times I gotta tell you? NO PAPER TOWELS down the toilet!

  • Thurgood Stubbs:
    What on Eartha Kitt?

  • Thurgood Stubbs:
    Halle-Berry-lujah!

  • Thurgood Stubbs:
    Whitney Houston, we have a problem.

  • Thurgood Stubbs:
    Just goes to show I don't have to go to the hospital to get positive results!

  • Thurgood Stubbs:
    I don't believe it! She conned me! She conned! She conned! She-co-con, she-co-con, she co-onned me!



    Muriel Stubbs:
    I feel for you.

  • Mrs. Avery:
    I'm gonna party like it's 1939.

  • Thurgood Stubbs:
    Halt! Who goes there?



    Smokey:
    Not me. I went behind the dumpster, like a gentleman.

  • Thurgood Stubbs:
    Aah! That scared the Shatner out of me!

  • [there's a knock on Thurgood's door during a terrible heatwave]



    Thurgood Stubbs:
    If it ain't the heat, it's the stupidity...


    [opens door]



    Mrs. Avery:
    [points cane at Thurgood] Super! It's too hot! When you gonna turn down the furnace?



    Thurgood Stubbs:
    The furnace ain't on, it's the middle of summer, you crazy old bat!



    Mrs. Avery:
    Then when you gonna fix my calendar?



    Thurgood Stubbs:
    Now, what the hell you buy a calendar for? You ain't gonna get to finish it!


    [slams door in her face]

  • [Thurgood is in the hospital]



    County Hospital Doctor:
    Mr. Stubbs, you had a mild cardiac episode, which we belive was due to prolonged hypertension.



    Thurgood Stubbs:
    Give it to me in English, Doc.



    County Hospital Doctor:
    You have very high blood pressure.



    Thurgood Stubbs:
    [still doesn't understand] Hey look, we didn't all go to DeVry, all right?



    County Hospital Doctor:
    [rolls his eyes, then talks in condescending voice] Okay... your blood is bad, especially when you get mad! And if you die, you'll be very, very sad. Okay?



    Thurgood Stubbs:
    Now, was that so hard?

  • [Thurgood speaks as sweetly as he can]



    Thurgood Stubbs:
    Oh, Mrs. Avery! I've got a surprise for you!



    Mrs. Avery:
    [through the door] Keep talkin' like that and I'll pump you full of lead!

  • Thurgood Stubbs:
    Looks like that frog channel finally ran out of money.

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