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Quotes of Movie: "The Partridge Family" [1970]

  • Danny:
    Mom I've got something I need to tell you.



    Keith:
    Don't tell me your leaving the group already.



    Danny:
    Of Course not.



    Keith:
    I told you not to tell me.

  • Danny:
    [the family is putting their house up for sale. Danny takes it upon himself to write an exaggerated ad for the newspaper. He reads from his notes] "Now Available. Partridge Manor. Live among the stars".



    Keith:
    Live among the stars! What stars?



    Danny:
    Every night you just look up and there they are.

  • Reuben Kincaid:
    Danny, come here.



    Danny:
    [Walks over to Reuben] Yeah?



    Reuben Kincaid:
    Go away.

  • Laurie Partridge:
    Every daughter wants her mother to marry a doctor.

  • Shirley Renfrew Partridge:
    People aren't as different as we think. We may have different beliefs, but we're all pretty much alike.

  • Keith:
    In this day and age, anything can happen. Love does not ask to see your I.D.

  • Laurie Partridge:
    All you guys think we're interested in is being cheerleaders or homecoming queens. And then, if we're real lucky, we can all grow up to be Playboy bunnies.

  • Danny:
    You can't blame me. I'm just a kid.



    Reuben Kincaid:
    No, you're not. You're a midget in a kid suit.

  • Laurie Partridge:
    You know, it takes a warped mind to think of women as a hobby.



    Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2:
    I'd rather collect stamps.

  • Shirley Renfrew Partridge:
    Tracy, it's your turn to say grace.



    Tracy Partridge:
    Dear Lord, thank you for our food, and please get Keith a date.

  • Reuben Kincaid:
    Danny, if you'd like to go to the beach with me, I'll let you swim in the riptide.



    Danny:
    Riptides are dangerous.



    Reuben Kincaid:
    Aw, who told you that?

  • Danny:
    I've been a kid, and I've been an adult. And believe me, adultery isn't what it's cracked up to be.

  • Danny:
    I need help.



    Keith:
    We know that. But Mom won't let us have you committed.

  • Reuben Kincaid:
    ...You can read about it when I write my memoirs, "The Thrilling Adventures of Reuben Kincaid"!



    Laurie Partridge:
    It'll be a thin book.

  • Shirley Renfrew Partridge:
    Reuben, why is it you always manage to drop in when I bake an apple pie?



    Tracy Partridge:
    He gives me a dime to tell him.



    Reuben Kincaid:
    I hate to not-eat-and-run, but I gotta go.

  • Danny:
    I guess every family has to have a black sheep. I always thought ours was Keith.

  • Keith:
    Has anybody got any ideas about what they're going to do for Mom's birthday?



    Laurie Partridge:
    I thought about offering to do all the cooking for a month. How about you?



    Keith:
    I'll buy the family a stomach pump.

  • Danny:
    It's not normal for kids to be quiet. I might end up maladjusted.

  • Shirley Renfrew Partridge:
    Whatever gave you the idea you could operate your own Lonely Hearts Club?



    Danny:
    I didn't think I was doing anything wrong. What you said is, "Reuben needs a wife."



    Reuben Kincaid:
    I need a *what*?



    Tracy Partridge:
    I told them to get you a goldfish, but they wouldn't listen.

  • Laurie Partridge:
    Keith, don't you ever knock before coming into a person's room?



    Keith:
    You're not a person, you're my sister.

  • Keith:
    Look, I just want to play music the best way I know how. Now is that wrong?

  • Shirley Renfrew Partridge:
    Kids your age tend to fall in love very easily, sometimes even give up other relationships for what they think is love. Now I know you think you're in love with Laurie, but love at your age can pass just as quickly as it came, and your relationship as brothers is too much to give up for what could be a passing crush. What I'm trying to say is: what you think now will last forever, probably won't; what you're *sacrificing* *will*... You have no idea what I'm trying to say, do you?

  • Keith:
    You know, I wish you'd read the story of Evel Knievel.



    Danny:
    Why's that?



    Keith:
    Well, then maybe you might go take a flying leap.

  • Shirley Renfrew Partridge:
    There's no sense in waiting up. Laurie's in good hands.



    Danny:
    That's what I'm afraid of.



    Keith:
    ...I wouldn't worry about him. He's an archaeologist. He can always dig up a girl.

  • Keith:
    This date is an opportunity.



    Danny:
    I thought you considered every date an opportunity.

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