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Quotes of Movie: "The Oblongs..." [2001]

  • Milo Oblong:
    [reading Biff's diary] Ran laps behind Coach at practice. I hope someday to have his perfect buttocks.


    [flips pages]



    Milo Oblong:
    Came in early today. Coach was alone in the jacuzzi. Boring!

  • Helga:
    Don't shoot or I'll kiss him again!



    Milo Oblong:
    She's not bluffing! She'll do it! Her lips are like shark skin!

  • Helga Phugly:
    Thanks for the hot chow, Milo!


    [chews food and spits out]



    Helga Phugly:
    Your mother should be beaten with an oar.



    Milo Oblong:
    It takes some getting used to.

  • Milo Oblong:
    I'm a CEO with ADD.

  • Helga Phugly:
    Hello! Am I invisible? I'll arrange a little accident and you'll never see it coming.



    Milo Oblong:
    Your armpit is really wet.



    Helga Phugly:
    Yeah. This is going to be really sweet.

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