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Quotes of Movie: "The Norm Show" [1999]

  • Artie Henderson:
    I'm a little overweight due to a genetic disorder that makes fried chicken delicious.

  • [after learning that Norm decided to take it easy on insulting, Mr. Denby if he wouldn't fire his friends]



    Norm:
    Ah, it was nothing, actually it was a huge sacrifice, it was not unlike that guy, uh, Jesus Christ Almighty!

  • Norm Henderson:
    I hate you. You've never given me anything to be happy for!



    Max Denby:
    I gave you life!

  • Norm:
    See ya soon Vic.



    Vic:
    Yeah, screw you Norm.

  • Laurie:
    What are you going to keep doing this all your life? You know there is nothing sadder than a 70-year-old prostitute!



    Norm:
    Yeah, you don't wanna have to be taking your teeth out twenty or thirty times a day!

  • Mr. Denby:
    Norm, I'd like to talk to you regarding our long distance policy (MacDonald, Norm@Norm Henderson)


    [on the phone]



    Mr. Denby:
    : Okay, sir



    Mr. Denby:
    You have all these calls to China. Who do you know in China?



    Norm Henderson:
    Well, no one until you call, sir. Hold on one second.


    [into phone, in Chinese]



    Norm Henderson:
    Ni hao ma. Ding hai Prince Albert in a can?

  • Norm Henderson:
    He may be rich, but all his money and power can't stop me from rubbing my hands together maniacally!

  • [contest-winning punchline]



    Mr. Denby:
    The men's bathroom is disgusting. Tell her, Norm.



    Norm:
    There's a bathroom in this building? I've been using the donut shop across the street.



    Laurie:
    You go all the way across the street just to use the bathroom in the donut shop?



    Norm:
    There's a bathroom in the donut shop?

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