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Quotes of Movie: "The Newsroom" [1996]
The entire muffin industry in this country is a joke.
You still want a muffin?
George Findlay:
Yes, dark bran.
Audrey:
What if he only has cranberry left?
George Findlay:
Oh God, this muffin thing again... Why whenever I ask for a bran, you always come back with cranberry?
Audrey:
Because... he's usually out of bran by now and cranberry happens to be all he has left.
George Findlay:
Oh, and you know why? I'll tell you why. Because he can't make five more bran muffins. So by eleven o'clock in the morning, there's something like thousand cranberry muffins, and... you know why they're sitting there...? Because everyone hates them.
Audrey:
How about apple cinnamon?
George Findlay:
How about... most of the commercial apple products made... are not made with real apple, they're made with turnips, and apple flavour.
Audrey:
Really?
George Findlay:
The entire muffin industry in this country is a joke.
Okay, so they got a picture of this woman with Jim -- what, sitting on Jim's lap or something? I sat on Santa Claus's lap, I have a picture of that. Was I sleeping with Santa Claus?
Mark:
I don't know, were you?
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