Services


Statistic

  • Quotes: 124963
  • Topics: 1241
  • Proverbs: 1023
  • Searches: 38684

Fashion


Subscribe


Vote

   Total 31307 votes
   And 76746 points

Quotes of Movie: "The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh&

  • Winnie the Pooh:
    Oh bother.

  • Winnie the Pooh:
    I am Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me...



    Bruno:
    Ah ha ha ha ha! You're killing me. A Pooh named Winnie? Ha ha ha.

  • Christopher Robin:
    Silly old bear.

  • [the animals are acting out a chess game, and Piglet will be sent to fight a dragon]



    Piglet:
    [trying to get away] Excuse me. I think my horse is double-parked.



    Gopher:
    Ah-ah-ah! Doesn't seem so likely since horses haven't been invented yet.

  • Tigger:
    Where's the propeller?



    Rabbit:
    Tigger, trains don't have propellers. Although it does seem to be missing its rudder.

  • Rabbit:
    How about an alibi?



    Winnie the Pooh:
    Why thank you, Rabbit, but I'm not sleepy yet.

  • Tigger:
    C'mon! Now's our chance! Let's take the train for a little ring-a-ding spin.



    Winnie the Pooh:
    But I thought Christopher Robin said not to touch it.



    Tigger:
    I'm not going to touch the train, I'm gonna touch the controls!



    Winnie the Pooh:
    But aren't the controls part of the train?



    Tigger:
    Nah, they don't even know each other.

  • [the gang is trying to break open a treasure chest by dropping it on a very large anvil]



    Piglet:
    Where'd it go?



    Tigger:
    In the basement.



    Piglet:
    But I don't have a basement.



    Tigger:
    You do now.

  • Gopher:
    I'll cut him down! Might be painful, but it could hurt a lot too.

  • Winnie the Pooh:
    If I knew how much you all cared for me, I would've moved away a long time ago!

  • Tigger:
    Help! We're sinking! Abandon ship! Tiggers and tiggers first!



    Piglet:
    What about piglets?



    Tigger:
    Umm... it's their duty as captain to go down with the ship.



    Piglet:
    Oh, dear. In that case, my last act as captain is: Tigger, you're captain.



    Tigger:
    And as captain of his ship, I proclaim you captain.



    Piglet:
    No, you are.



    Tigger:
    No, you.

  • Tigger:
    Head for the hills! Head for the hills!



    Winnie the Pooh:
    But Tigger, this *is* a hill.

  • [after a flood]



    Tigger:
    Gone! Everything I had! Nothing left!


    [cries]



    Winnie the Pooh:
    But Tigger, you didn't have anything.



    Tigger:
    Say, you're right, Kiddo! Save by circumchances.

  • Rabbit:
    I suggest we call a team meeting.



    Winnie the Pooh:
    But haven't we met each other already?



    Rabbit:
    [slightly embarrassed] Oh my...

    •    Calendar
    Sun Mon Tue Wen Thu Fri Sat
    Apr24 [57]25 [65]26 [51]27 [71]28
    Apr29 [10]30 [58]1 [2]2 [50]3 [73]4 [75]5 [35]
    May6 [75]7 [104]8 [50]910 [106]11 [79]12 [50]
    May13 [50]14 [8]15 [75]16 [114]17 [50]18 [112]19
    May20 [79]21 [76]22 [59]23 [43]24 [61]25 [71]

    The Best Authors

    More...


    Search


    Pop by Searches

      Hong Zicheng 2
      hayek 2
      love 489
      diary 165
      life 90
      delivery 56
      sex 56
      wives 56
      Robbie Williams 54
      friendship 52
      skirts 52
      key word 50
    • For today: 5
    • All: 38684

    Best Quote

  • Every man has the right to risk his own life in order to save it. (Jean-Jacques Rousseau) [right/life/order]


    • Worst Quote

  • Death is life's last great adventure. ( AUTUMN TEARS)