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Quotes of Movie: "The New 3 Stooges" [1965]

  • Moe:
    Take the wheel.



    Curly-Joe:
    Okay.


    [Curly Joe mistakes Moe's words and takes out the steering wheel, steering wheel column and all]



    Curly-Joe:
    I got it



    Moe:
    Stupit, put that back in the car!


    [Hits Curly Joe]



    Curly-Joe:
    [muttering] Why can't you make up your mind?

  • Moe:
    Where have you been, Chowderhead?



    Curly-Joe:
    [hypnotized] In the oven, in the oven.

  • Larry:
    Who's that?



    Moe:
    I'm Peter Panic from Never Nervous Land.


    [Nana barks and scares him off, but he returns]



    Moe:
    What's that?



    Larry:
    That's my nice Nana, short for Banana.

  • Curly-Joe:
    [a head bust of Napolean blows dirt in Curly Joe's face] Now Nappy, was that nice? And you used to be one of my favorite generals! You're going to get in trouble for that, buddy boy.

  • Larry:
    [trying to invent a flying bicycle] If this works, we can call it a blimp-cicle.



    Moe:
    And if it doesn't work, you'll get a bop-cicle.

  • [repeated line]



    Curly-Joe:
    Boy you really know how to hurt a guy.

  • Moe:
    [Curly Joe's sweeping a hole in the dirt] What do you think you're doing, ya lame brain?



    Curly-Joe:
    Just sweeping off the sidewalk.



    Moe:
    There *isn't* any sidewalk, you numbskull!



    Curly-Joe:
    There isn't? Whew, that's a relief.


    [Moe grabs the broom and hits Curly Joe in the nose with it]



    Curly-Joe:
    Now I know how Pinnocchio felt.

  • Moe:
    You don't know anything about cars.



    Curly-Joe:
    What do you mean I don't know anything about cars? You mean I know everything about cars. I know this, if the carberator doesn't carb and the differentiator is different, and the distributor's cap doesn't distribute, and the crankcase gets cranky, that car will not run.

  • Larry:
    [Moe's mouth is stuck shut from glue on his pancakes instead of syrup] Are you mad, Moe?


    [Moe growls]



    Curly-Joe:
    No he's not mad.


    [Moe growls]



    Curly-Joe:
    He's not mad, he's not saying anything.



    Larry:
    Will say something, Moe.



    Moe:
    I'll murder you!

  • Larry:
    The Martins and the Cuckoo Coys, I seem to remember those names.



    Moe:
    You're doing good if you can remember your own name, you knucklehead.



    Larry:
    Well it's not my fault, I was a kindergarten dropout.

  • Larry:
    [on a motorscooter in the middle of a chase between police and a robber] You know something, Moe?



    Moe:
    What?



    Larry:
    We're not going to get out of this alive.



    Moe:
    That's what I like about you, always optimistic.

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