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Quotes of Movie: "The Nanny" [1993]
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I couldn't put a foot out of bed this morning. Niles: Did someone put a rock on your coffin again? I feel like I have died and gone to heaven. Niles: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction. I find I can catch more flies with honey. Niles: I always thought your tongue darted out. I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress. Niles: You'd have to be dead six months to fit in it. | |
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I love the outfit, Miss Babcock. C.C.: Of course, it's an Aldolfo. Niles: Hitler? Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment... at all? C.C.: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere. Oh, what are you doing here, the sun is up. You know, the next time you give your clothes away, why don't you just stay in them? I'll never get to the airport on time. Niles: That's true, sir, she needs at least two people on her broom to use the Express Lane. I once walked in on the Queen-mother. Fran: In the shower? Niles: On the throne. You are a pathetic excuse for a man. Niles: Ditto! What's that? Niles: It's a script for Mr. Sheffield. Fran: You didn't write another Seinfeld episode did you? Sweetie... it's over. Niles: You realize, of course, now I'm going to have to kill you. I find it very unseemly of Maxwell to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years? Niles: Die. Let's find out. Trust me, there is only one man who can satisfy a woman in two minutes - Colonel Sanders. Oh my God. You're taking back the thing? If I found a woman who loved my children, could make me laugh and that I found attractive, well, I'd never let her go. [puts his arm around Fran's shoulders and gets his watch caught on her] Fran: Oh, we're stuck on each other. Oh Niles, what is it this time? Your job, your weight, no future? Niles: Well, Sir, I was just wondering why I have no social life but you cleared that right up for me. And remember always follow your heart. Maggie: Well, my heart says I should go back to Sean. Fran: That's not your heart talking. I hope you don't mind me telling you one more time just how, how sexy you are. Fran: Nope, still diggin' it. What is this un-natural obsession Maxwell has with his children? I can count the number of days I spent with my father on one hand. Niles: Seven? How do you do, Tiz Maylor? I'm Biles, the nutler. What's Maxwell doing in London? Niles: One would hope, Miss Fine. Maggie: Are there a lot of cute guys at your new apartment? Fran: Oh, yeah, they're walking right out of the closets. Fran: I wonder if I'll ever really be a mother? Max: Well, there's always the subway. Fran: No way. Forget it. The next time I bring home a baby it's gonna be after nine months of swollen ankles and an epidural that could bring down Secretariat. | |
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