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Quotes of Movie: "The Man Show" [1999]
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Ziggy socky, ziggy socky, hoy, hoy, hoy! And now girls jumping on trampolines! Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do... Jimmy Kimmel: We're the ones that are supposed to be telling them what to do, right? Enough is enough, the Oprahization of America needs to be stopped! Adam Carolla: Yes, Oprah needs to do a little less brainwashing, and a little more sock washing! Adam Carolla: Mmm, tastes like hepatitis! Jimmy Kimmel: By the way, The Man Show is eligible for Emmy consideration. | |
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy! I'd rather be a gerbil on Fire Island during the Vaseline Day Parade than see that movie. We are building a dam. Adam Carolla: A dam to hold back the tidal wave of feminization that is flooding this country. Jimmy Kimmel: A dam to stop the river of estrogen that is drowning us in political correctness. Adam Carolla: A dam to urinate off of when we're really drunk. Jimmy Kimmel: We call this dam... Both: ...The Man Show. | |
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