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Quotes of Movie: "The League of Gentlemen" [1999]
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Hello, hello. What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here. He has made me do things that would make a whore blush. You lied to me Edward. You lied to me. There is a Swansea... and other places. I'd like to buy it all. Everything in the shop. How much would that be? Tubbs: [Looks around and counts on her fingers] Well, that's, er, seven and twelfty pounds. | |
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Are you... local? I used to be in a war. And I put paid to quite a few like you, this is a decent town and a local shop, there's nothing for you here. Tubbs: Tell him I can't have babies anyway. Tell him my insides are all wrong. Edward: Go on then, take the precious things of the shop, burn down our home, [shouts] Edward: rape our dead mouths! Just as long as I don't have to hear any more of your disgusting babble. You people are all alike, You march in here, young! try and touch the local things. I suppose next you'll be spraying me with one of those cans of paint, smearing poor Tubbs here with excrement. Alvin Steele: Home is the hunter! What people forget is gays are normal, regular, healthy guys. Olly Plimsoles: Dykes on the other hand are evil. Dave: Ollie! Olly Plimsoles: Picture the scene, you arrive home early to find your wife Linda in bed with another man. Only it's not actually man. It's a big fat lezza smoking *my* pipe and wearing my slippers! [Phil tries to calm Ollie down] Olly Plimsoles: [shouts] Don't touch me, you poof! Anyway, what was I saying? Tolerance is an important issue... Will heaven be like Swansea? Edward: Yes, Tubbs. Only... bigger. Reenie Calver, Vinnie Wythenshaw: That Merril! [shouts] Eskeewd beef! Have anybody got any bokkle oran doove? Barbara Dixon: One little prick and it'll all be over. Then they cut my cock off. How much to leave the shop and never come back? Seventy? Eighty? All right a pound. Hokey-cokey-pig-in-a-pokey. Can you tell me what this is? Ross: Its a pen Pauline: Yes its a pen, one of Pauline's pens. We don't bother the outside world, we don't want it bothering us. Do you see how easy it is? its as simple as Mickey. Don't do anything I would'nt do... that wont leave her many options. this is a local shop the strangers you would bring would not understand us, our customs, our local ways. Everyone knew me round here, I'd walk in a urinal and heads would turn. Edward, will more strangers come? Edward: Calm yourself Tubbs. None shall come. I wouldn't stone clad my house it would look like a white filling in a mouth full of rotten teeth. Be careful with that nightie, it costs more than you owe Kays catalogue. Some of us, like Ross here, will want to follow in their father's footsteps... but you can't sign on forever. | |
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