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Quotes of Movie: "The Job" [2001]

  • Mike McNeill:
    What the hell is this?



    Frank:
    It's coffee. Almond Maple Roast.



    Mike McNeil:
    When did Baskin-Robbins start making coffee? Echhh.

  • Mike McNeil:
    Thank you for your time.



    Restaurant employee:
    Are you really a cop?



    Mike McNeil:
    Yeah.



    Restaurant employee:
    So, you're like, in the "Bird Homicide" department.


    [Mike begins to walk away]



    Restaurant employee:
    See ya later, bird detective!



    Mike McNeil:
    Ok, you want to know why I'm investigating this? This whole bird poisoning thing, it's a part of a much bigger conspiracy. Can you keep a secret?



    Restaurant employee:
    Yeah, sure.



    Mike McNeil:
    That is the biggest zit I've seen in my entire life.

  • Arrested Criminal:
    [Mike pulls a taxi driver out of a his cab after a wise remark and proceeds to beat the hell out of him.] Damn! Is your partner crazy?



    Terrence 'Pip' Phillips:
    No, he just quit smoking.

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