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Quotes of Movie: "The Jetsons" [1962]

  • [the doorbell rings]



    Jane Jetson:
    Who could that be?



    Judy Jetson:
    Probably one of our invisible Moongolian neighbors.



    George Jetson:
    That makes it kinda hard to look'em in the eye.

  • George Jetson:
    What a doll. She's got everything. Too bad all girls aren't like her, oh well, somebody's got to be in the PTA.

  • Astro:
    Who'll Rotect me?



    George Jetson:
    [after Astro has jumped on him] Who'll protect you? The SPCA, that's who.

  • George:
    Yum, it's been lightyears since you programmed synthetic brownies.

  • Cogswell:
    There's only one thing worse than war and that is business, and Spacely has declared business on us.

  • Judy Jetson:
    Daddy, if you dance like that in front of my friends I have to go live in another galaxy. Oh daddy, your dancing went out with pop-up fuels it is practically 20th century.

  • Mr. Spacely:
    Are you out of your orbit?

  • Jane:
    Our home food dispenser broke and I had to wait 20 seconds at the check out counter, such inefficiency.

  • R.U.D.I.:
    I can't stand humans cry it makes my diodes all gooey.

  • Mr. Spacely:
    No hurry, any time in the next 5 minutes is fine.

  • Mrs. Spacely:
    Traffic is thicker than a cloud of meteors today.

  • George:
    We wouldn't last on unemployment checks, a 1000 a week doesn't strech very far these days.

  • Judy Jetson:
    Promise you won't tell?



    Rosie:
    I swear on my mother's rechargable batteries.

  • George Jetson:
    Nobody could dial a breakfast like mother.

  • [Elroy had broken one of Jane's favorite vases. George is "congratulating her on not getting mad immediately]



    George Jetson:
    And because you kept cool, you warmed his heart.



    Jane Jetson:
    I'd prefer to warm his bottom.

  • George Jetson:
    Jane. Stop this crazy thing.

  • George:
    If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

  • George:
    You're kidding.



    Elroy:
    Nope.



    George:
    Then lie to me and say you're kidding.

  • Mr. Spacely:
    JETSON. YOU'RE FIRED.

  • George:
    A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.


    [Later]



    George:
    Ha, "a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do". I should've won three space Oscar awards.

  • George Jetson:
    Everything, EVERYTHING you bought goes back to the store.



    Jane Jetson:
    But George, you said our ship has come in.



    George Jetson:
    It sunk.

  • George Jetson:
    I'm going to Cogswell Cogs to see about a job.



    Mr. Spacely:
    You mean you'd work for Cogswell after all this? You'd forget your dignity and go crawling to him for a job? You'd do THAT for a few miserly dollars a week?



    George Jetson:
    Uh-huh.



    Mr. Spacely:
    Wait for me, Jetson, I'll go with you.

  • George Jetson:
    We've got to think about our old age.



    Elroy:
    What if we don't reach an old age?



    Judy Jetson:
    Then we're stuck with all that money.

  • Judy Jetson:
    Hey nice clothes, Elroy. Designer diapers.

  • George Jetson:
    Honey, you asked me for $20 yesterday, now what did you do with that?



    Jane Jetson:
    You didn't give it to me.



    George Jetson:
    Excuses, excuses, that's all I hear.

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