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Quotes of Movie: "The Jackie Gleason Show" [1966]

  • Ralph Kramden:
    [visiting in Ireland] You know, I never knew that Jackie Gleason was Irish.



    Ed Norton:
    Oh yeah, I knew it. I read it in a TV magazine once. His whole family came over from Ireland during the potato famine.



    Ralph Kramden:
    Oh.



    Ed Norton:
    In fact, I think they caused it!



    Ralph Kramden:
    That Gleason is a little chubby, isn't he?



    Ed Norton:
    Oh, he certainly is.


    [laughs]



    Ralph Kramden:
    That Art Carney put on a few pounds too, you know.

  • Ralph Kramden:
    [rehearsing a TV commercial in England] And I say, "Oh, it is my good wife, Lady Penelope Farthingay, Duchess of Rathbone. Blimey, you look lovely."



    Alice Kramden:
    "Blimey"?



    Ralph Kramden:
    That's right, "blimey". That's the way all of those high-falutin' English talk. They use words like "blimey", "tally-ho", "yoicks"...



    Alice Kramden:
    If you ask me, we're the "yoicks" for doing this.

  • Milton Berle:
    [during a 1969 curtain call] You look fantastic.



    Jackie Gleason:
    Let me tell you what happened. I dropped 60 pounds.



    Milton Berle:
    On whom?

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