Services


Statistic

  • Quotes: 124963
  • Topics: 1241
  • Proverbs: 1023
  • Searches: 38682

Fashion


Subscribe


Vote

   Total 31307 votes
   And 76746 points

Quotes of Movie: "The Hughleys" [1998]

  • Hattie:
    God better have your soul 'cause your behind is mine!



    Sally:
    Did somebody order a naked white woman?

  • Darryl:
    I'm not afraid of anything.



    Michael:
    Ok, how 'bout this tarantula?



    Sally:
    Arachnophobia - - fear of spiders.



    Darryl:
    That doesn't scare me.



    Michael:
    Then what about this snake?



    Sally:
    Snakephobia - - fear of snakes.



    Darryl:
    That doesn't scare me either.



    Michael:
    [pulls out video tapes] Ok, what about these movies..."When Harry Met Sally", "Sleepless In Seattle", and "You've Got Mail"?



    Darryl:
    Eeeeek! Get those away from me!



    Sally:
    Megaphobia - - fear of Meg Ryan movies.

  • [Sydney disobeys Darryl and meets up with a guy she's been chatting with on the internet]



    Sydney:
    [van window opens] Oh my god! YOU'RE 'Hotguy16'?



    Darryl:
    That's right! Didn't I tell you not to go in those chatrooms? Get in the car!

  • Milsap Morris:
    You two are busier than a pallbearer at the Kennedy compound

  • Darryl:
    Sydney, If you really want to dis someone, you have to stick with the 'yo mamma jokes', here, I'll tell you one, "Yo mamma's so big, that when she was hit by a school bus, she turned around and said, 'stop throwing them rocks!'"



    Michael:
    How 'bout this one? 'Your mamma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiled, all the cars in the road stoped!'



    Darryl:
    [Darryl laughing] That's really funny son, now GO TO YOUR ROOM, I don't want you to be talking about my mamma like that!

  • Milsap Morris:
    I'm one bad mother...



    Darryl:
    You know, I think that's a girls coat.

    •    Calendar
    Sun Mon Tue Wen Thu Fri Sat
    Apr24 [57]25 [65]26 [51]27 [71]28
    Apr29 [10]30 [58]1 [2]2 [50]3 [73]4 [75]5 [35]
    May6 [75]7 [104]8 [50]910 [106]11 [79]12 [50]
    May13 [50]14 [8]15 [75]16 [114]17 [50]18 [112]19
    May20 [79]21 [76]22 [59]23 [43]24 [61]25 [71]

    The Best Authors

    More...


    Search


    Pop by Searches

      Hong Zicheng 2
      leo tolstoy 2
      love 489
      diary 165
      life 90
      sex 56
      wives 56
      delivery 56
      Robbie Williams 54
      skirts 52
      friendship 52
      key word 50
    • For today: 5
    • All: 38682

    Best Quote

  • “I did not want to put myself on the line, as an Australian playing Britain's greatest comic actor. The fans of Sellers are obsessive, possessive - and aggressive. I did not want to risk their anger - or my own reputation.” (Geoffrey Rush)


    • Worst Quote

  • Dance is certainly a sport, and they are phenomenal athletes, and they're also artists. (Neve Campbell)