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Quotes of Movie: "The Greatest American Hero" [1981]
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Bill Maxwell: She probably thought she saw what she said she thought she saw. You're about as religious as a Las Vegas nightclub owner. If it's trouble you're looking for, you've just come across the West Coast distributor. I'm not quitting my job. How am I supposed to eat? Go down to the welfare office and stand in the Superhero line? | |
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Freeze! F.B.I.! You're busted, fella! Look at it this way, you're one step ahead of Lois Lane. She never found out who Clark Kent really was. If I'm not supposed to run this show, then why did our friends from the twilight zone put me aboard? Pam Davidson: Comic relief? You're the only one that can save the world from destruction. If you fail... this planet will simply turn to dust. Bill, are you OK? What's wrong with your knees? Bill Maxwell: Fear. Or... I'm drunk. Ralph Hinkley: No, you're not drunk. Bill Maxwell: Then I'm alive! [laughs nervously] Bill Maxwell: Thank you, Ralph. Thanks very much! It's a bird. It's a plane. It's... [chuckles] Ralph Hinkley: Ralph Hinkley. You get to be vice principal. Counselor... she's a junior partner. Yours truly, Dumbo Maxwell's chuggin' across the finish line... folks up in the gallery yellin' down "Go, geezer! Go!" Who are you? Ralph Hinkley: The tooth fairy. [punch] They give... and office like THIS to a kid... a GIRL? Come on now, counselor. I wasn't born yesterday. Pam Davidson: No, it was more like 1880, wasn't it, Bill? Bill Maxwell: That's very funny. This stinks. I hate this. I am disgusted with the both of you. Ralph Hinkley: Why? Bill Maxwell: About what? Pam Davidson: I don't know yet. She may be your girlfriend but she's my counselor and nobody messes with her. That's it. I mean I could kill the guy that designed this suit. Why couldn't it have... narrow lapels and a cutaway jacket? Why'd it have to be long johns and a cape? How about SCENARIO, Bill? I wouldn't use that phone, Bill. The hospital may want you for a lobotomy. Pam Davidson, my attorney, this is Bill Maxwell. We're in the superhero business together. You can't go because... WE'RE THE PACKAGE, BILL! Those little green guys they... they didn't pick us out by accident! We're supposed to do this as long as it takes. How many times have you told that to me? Pick your friends carefully huh? Alright, so maybe I'll pick a friend. Ralph Hinkley: Who ya gonna pick, Tony? Tony Villicana: I'll pick you. Ralph Hinkley: Hey, Tony, thank you. Thank you. I accept. OK, let's not panic. Pam Davidson: I feel like panicking. I can panic if I want to panic. Pamela I love you very much and... I would like us to be a real team. Pam Davidson: [cries] Ralph, are you asking me to marry you? Ralph Hinkley: Yes I am. Pam Davidson: [cries, then nods happily] Yes. You go in there and you know what's going to happen? You're going to be sent away for so long, when you get out this suit's going to actually be in style. | |
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