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Quotes of Movie: "The Golden Girls" [1985]

  • Sophia:
    I need the money for my old age.



    Dorothy:
    Old age? You don't leave fingerprints anymore.

  • Dorothy:
    Oh c'mon, Blanche. Age is just a state of mind.



    Blanche:
    Tell that to my thighs.

  • Rose:
    My mother always used to say: "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."

  • Dorothy:
    What are you trying to say, Rose? Weddings make you HOT?



    Rose:
    YES!

  • Dorothy:
    Rose, I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?

  • Rebecca:
    I'm havin' this baby in a birthin' center. They emphasize natural childbirth without any painkillers.



    Blanche:
    Honey, I know I told you where babies come from, but did I ever mention where they come OUT?

  • Sophia:
    I'm not leaving now. It's just getting good.



    Dorothy:
    Shady Pines, Ma!



    Sophia:
    You're bluffing ...



    Dorothy:
    [menacingly] The West Wing?



    Sophia:
    I'm right behind you.

  • Blanche:
    Well, just tell him you have a lot of work at home.



    Rose:
    I don't want to lie.



    Blanche:
    When you get home, we'll make you clean out the garage.



    Rose:
    Oh thanks, I owe you big for this one.

  • Dorothy:
    Blanche, are you sure you're pregnant?



    Blanche:
    I just did a home pregnancy test - it's right here.



    Rose:
    It looks like a perfume sample.



    Dorothy:
    Put it behind your ears, Rose.

  • Blanche:
    You know what the worst part about getting older is?



    Dorothy:
    Your face, Rose's hands?

  • Blanche:
    The Great Herring War?



    Rose:
    Between the Lindstroms and the Johannsens.



    Dorothy:
    Oh, THAT Great Herring War.

  • Blanche:
    No, no, no please. I cannot bear that again. She was listening to her car radio, Big Band, not all talk. There was a contest. Something about a little voice, a lucky number and a dime in a door handle, then Bim Bam Boosh, won the tickets.



    Dorothy:
    Take a lesson Rose. That's how you tell a story.

  • Dorothy:
    You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying.

  • Blanche:
    I'll give you anything. I'll give you one of my sons.



    Dorothy:
    Blanche.



    Blanche:
    Dorothy, I've given this a lot of thought. I've had 4 kids, I've never had a Mercedes. So, which one do you want? Biff, Doug, Skippy? No, don't take Skippy, he's got asthma.

  • Rose:
    I just had a thought...



    Sophia, Dorothy, Blanche:
    Congratulations.

  • Dominic:
    [points at Dorothy] You, are our daughter.

  • [after the girls miss a train, a group of circus performers come into the station]



    Rose:
    This is a sign-it's telling us our unhappy times are over! Excuse me, Mr. Clown, but could you do something funny to put a smile on the faces of three gloomy gusses?



    Clown:
    Buzz off, lady. I'm on a cigarette break!

  • Rose:
    Well, I'm off.



    Sophia:
    Totally.

  • Rose:
    Well, I'm here if you want to pick my brain.



    Dorothy:
    Rose, honey. Maybe we should leave it alone and let it heal.

  • Rose:
    Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?



    Sophia:
    Excuse me Rose, but I haven't had sex in fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves.

  • Dorothy:
    Hi, ma. Where are you going?



    Sophia:
    To the boardwalk. I like to watch the old guys rearrange themselves when they come out of the water.

  • Blanche:
    He is so sophisticated and charming and rich and handsome. He fairly screams Blanche. At least, he will when I'M through with him.

  • Blanche:
    I do love the rain so. It reminds me of my first kiss.



    Dorothy:
    Ah, you're first kiss was in the rain?



    Blanche:
    No it was in the shower.

  • Blanche:
    What do you think of my new dress? Is it me?



    Sophia:
    It's too tight, it's too short and shows too much cleavage for a woman your age.



    Dorothy:
    Yes, Blanche. It's you.

  • [Sophia enters kitchen]



    Dorothy:
    You couldn't sleep either, huh?



    Sophia:
    No, I'm sleeping so good I thought I'd come try it in the sink.

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