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Quotes of Movie: "The Fairly OddParents" [2001]

  • Dad Turner:
    Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?

  • Mom Turner:
    Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day.

  • [Mom Turner and Dad Turner are in a tank]



    Mom Turner:
    Wasn't that the Dinkleburgs' car?



    Dad Turner:
    I hope so, that's what I was aiming for.

  • [the holiday mascots are talking about what they do]



    Cupid:
    Well, I make kids fall in love.



    Kids:
    EW.



    Cupid:
    Point taken.

  • Wanda:
    Two wrongs don't make a right.



    Cosmo:
    But three rights make a left, and now it's time for the show!

  • Cosmo:
    Not Vicky.



    Wanda:
    Icky with a V.

  • Wanda:
    You made your dad cry.



    Cosmo:
    Yeah. Usually it takes a monkey or a bowl of pudding to do that.

  • Timmy Turner:
    Hey guys, what's new?


    [Cosmo lights candles under water]



    Wanda:
    The laws of physics.

  • [Trying to satisfy Jorgen Van Strangle with a slide show]



    Cosmo:
    ...And this is us cowering in fear 2 minutes ago, and this is us cowering in fear 1 minute ago, and this is us cowering in fear 30 seconds...

  • [after being turned into a turtle and found by a hungry boy]



    Wandisimo:
    No. I am too sexy to eat.

  • Dad:
    Egad.

  • Timmy Turner:
    This is great! A world without girls. I can do whatever I want!



    Timmy Turner:
    [farts] I'm free!



    Cosmo:
    [Cosmo sniffs the air] Wow, freedom stinks.

  • Timmy Turner:
    Dogs have great sense of smell, they can see in black and white, and they can go to the bathroom any where they want.



    Cosmo:
    So can I, I'm just polite.

  • Cosmo:
    I married the smart one.



    Wanda:
    I married the... well he's cute, right?

  • Cosmo:
    If Wanda sees this, she's gonna think I'm an idiot.



    Timmy Turner:
    And this would be news to her *how*?

  • Timmy Turner:
    Boring conversation. Can't focus.

  • [Timmy throws a water balloon at Francis, which misses him and ends up hitting someone in France]



    The French:
    We surrender!

  • Wandisimo:
    Can it be? Wanda the love of my life who I lost to Cosmo who I lost when he married you so you'd stay lost to me?

  • Cosmo:
    [because Wanda is dressed as a pancreas]


    [grinning]



    Cosmo:
    You can be removed?

  • Wanda:
    Uh-oh... my "Cosmo is going to make Timmy dead" sense is tingling.

  • Chester's Dad:
    [crying] Without that tooth, you look just like your momma.

  • Norm the Genie:
    [about Canada]


    [darkly]



    Norm the Genie:
    They've had it too good for too long.

  • [repeated line]



    Denzel Crocker:
    [shouts] Fairly godparents!

  • Principal Waxelplax:
    [after Timmy has won the election and the kids have come back from getting food poisoning from cake] So, Timmy, what do you say to having all the responsibilities of president?



    Timmy Turner:
    Piece of cake!


    [all kids get sick and their faces turn green]

  • Mom Turner:
    Timmy, you know how your dad gets around people who are on money.

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