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Quotes of Movie: "The Cramp Twins" [2001]

  • Lucien Cramp:
    Sometimes nature is too natural for it's own good.

  • Wayne:
    Go get mom. I may have brain damage.



    Lucien Cramp:
    A minor injury in your case.

  • Wayne:
    Geyser! Geyser! Geyser!

  • Wayne:
    I made Wendy gone.

  • Agent X:
    Filthy boy.



    Wayne:
    Oh... You mean me.

  • Wayne:
    I hate the future! I don't wanna invest in it!

  • Mr. Winkle:
    Okay, naked people. Party's over, get out of my house.

  • Wendy Winkle:
    We could be like Bonnie and Clyde. Or Attila the Hun and... Mrs Hun.

  • Seth Parsons:
    I knew whittling would get me in trouble some day.

  • Lucien Cramp:
    Guess what, I have psychic powers!



    Horace Cramp:
    That's nice, son.

  • Tony Parsons:
    What are you cooking for dinner, mrs. Cramp?



    Dorothy Cramp:
    Pizza flakes, Tony. But they won't be ready utill you've washed and disinfected your hands

  • Dirty Joe Muldoon:
    Hey Wayne, how do you spell rusty?



    Wayne:
    [annoyed] Like dusty with a 'ru' at the beginning.



    Dirty Joe Muldoon:
    Oh.


    [pause]



    Dirty Joe Muldoon:
    Hey Wayne.



    Wayne:
    What?



    Dirty Joe Muldoon:
    How do you spell dusty?

  • Wayne:
    [reading Dirty Joes poem from the school paper] Junk is sweet and also sour I scavange heaps for hours and hours Rusty metal bent and dented For all this my life was vented

  • Wayne:
    I don't want a suit!



    Wendy Winkle:
    No, Wayne, it's simple. A man gets a suit, a suit gets him a job, a job makes money. So a man can have all the candy he wants.

  • Dorothy Cramp:
    Junk! Dirt! Rodeo Rita!

  • Clown:
    Hey, what are you doing?



    Wayne:
    Ha! Made you talk! Made you talk!



    Clown:
    I hate you.



    Wayne:
    Naughty clown! Not supposed to speak. Bad clown! Littering is a crime! Clown get the sack, work in discount shop!

  • Horace Cramp:
    Our own wayne, blowing up a whole swamp... I'm sick with joy.

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