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Quotes of Movie: "The Bob Hope Show" [1952]

  • Bob:
    How old are you, Natalie?



    Natalie:
    18.



    Bob:
    18. It's hard to believe I'm almost twice your age!


    [audience laugh]



    Bob:
    Three times? Four? Let's not get nasty, huh!

  • [During an "I Love Lucy" skit, Lucy has smothered Ricky with kisses]



    Ricky:
    The last time you kissed me like that, you wrecked the car, the insurance company cancelled my insurance on everything, and you did my laundry in the whiring mixer!

  • ['Ricky' throws his hat into the wardrobe, only for the sea lion Lucy has hidden inside to throw the hat back out]



    Lucy:
    Oh, close the door! I'm fumigating - we got termites!



    Ricky:
    Yeah, one of 'em must pitch for Cleveland!

  • Ricky:
    Why are you fumigating the place? That's the landlord's job!



    Lucy:
    Well, Fred and Ethel are away. I'd just thought I'd help.



    Ricky:
    Oh, you're always helping, like when we went on our honeymoon. You thought we'd be lonesome, so you invited your mother to come along!



    Lucy:
    Well, I was just trying to help!



    Ricky:
    Who were you helping, your father?

  • Ricky:
    [picking up a herring from a plate on the table] What is this? What are these Texas anchovies doing here?



    Lucy:
    That's my first dividend. I joined a herring of the month club!

  • Bob:
    Would you like to have dinner with me tonight?



    Marilyn:
    Well, I'd love to, Bob, but I'm not sure I can afford it!

  • Bob:
    Would you consider going out with a fella a little older than yourself?



    Marilyn:
    Well of course, Bob. Why, do you have a son?

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