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Quotes of Movie: "The Angry Beavers" [1997]
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Daggett: I can't believe it, Norbert. Norbert: Whassat, Daggett? Daggett: Our own parents kicked us out. Norbert: They didn't kick us out. We were the first litter and Mom had a second litter. It's the beaver way. Daggett: But, Norb. Where will we go? How will we survive? Norbert: We'll be all right. You've got your Beaver Survival Kit, right? Daggett: No. Norbert: Oh, that's not good. [Dag starts whimpering] Norbert: I'm just kidding. We'll be all right. Come on. BIG HUG! Daggett: Hey, Norb, let's see who can jump the highest. Norbert: [bumps the ceiling light and stops jumping] Uh, Dag, I think we should stop. Daggett: You're just afraid I'll beat you. Norbert: No, Dag, listen... Daggett: [teasing] Norby's afraid to jump high. Norbert: Daggett, listen. Daggett: Norby's a chicken. BAWK BAWK BAWK. Come on, chicken boy. What are you afraid... Daggett: [hits the light and gets violently shocked] AAAH! We're doomed! Desperate times call for desperate desperateness. | |
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Daggett: That was nuts! [as Muscular Beaver] What? An unexpected development! [as Baron Bad Beaver] ... For I am Baron Bad Beaver, master of really, terrible, evil... things... How could I be so blind and not see? It's oblivious. Hey, Barry, how come you're so hungry? What's up with that? Barry: Hey... you're right. Daggett: Of course I am! Oh, yeah? Structure this, chart boy! [pokes his tongue out] Daggett: Oh, wait - I'm chart boy. Norbert: Derr - I'm Daggett, I have a chart. If only I had a brain! Daggett: Come on, Bossy, get with the moo juice! ...I suffered an unexpected prolapse... Norbert: You mean relapse. Daggett: Work with me here. Ah, the thrill of victory and the agony of my feet. What in the name of Aunt Eileen's cabbageless coleslaw is going on? Urethra! I found something! What in the name of what's-its-name are you doing? What in the name of Kenneth Tobey's cardboard belt are you two doing here? [dressed as a doctor] It seems like I've forgotten something but I can't remember what. Oh, well, its probably just a matter of life and death. Well, nothing's more important to a doctor than his golf game. Fore! I know my situation is rather unique. Norbert: The word is psychotic. Listen to yourself. Daggett: I am! [awkward pause] My way, you get to keep your tail. Your way, you get a sushi bar following you around. Daggett: [bluntly] Your point? Norbert: It'd wreck your social life if you had one. Ooh! Lima beans on a comb! Norbert: You're indoors, Daggett, there's no wind. Daggett: Oh, yeah? What's that coming out of your pie hole? Norbert: Ooh, good comeback. Daggett: Really? Norbert: Erm... no. Daggett: I'm going to put Dad's army hygiene movies back on. Norbert: Dag! Don't you see? You're not my brother! Daggett: Yeah, you wish. Norbert: And maybe my wish came true. Hey, Norbert! You're at the door! | |
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