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Quotes of Movie: "The Andy Dick Show" [2001]

  • Andy:
    I swear to Christ I heard a goddamned Dracula underneath my bed!

  • Director:
    Hey, Daphne... you can lip-sync if you want...



    Daphne:
    Oh, ok, and you can just spite me 'cause this bitch ain't no Milli Vanilli.

  • Daphne:
    I'm going to my trailer. TJ, trailer...

  • Himself, Daphne Aquilera, The Boogie Man, etc...:
    [doing an Anti-Drug commercial] Drugs... aren't that bad.

  • [Ashton Kutcher drops Andy's Dead Cat]



    Andy:
    Ashton Kutcher killed my cat!



    Ashton Kutcher:
    Goddamnit Andy, That cat is dead!



    Andy:
    Yeah, because of you catkiller! Are you gonna go out and drown some puppies now? How about strangle some babies while your at it! YOU KILLED MY CAT ASHTON KUTCHER, I HATE YOU!

  • Himself, Daphne Aquilera, The Boogie Man, etc...:
    [doing a documentary on a man who thinks his racist dad was a superhero] My Daddy's superhero name was Kaptain Klean, but i don't know what the other K stands for.

  • Daphne:
    [on a "Making the Video" parody] The concept of this video is: I'm so hot, everyone wants to screw me, and that's pretty much it.

  • Andy:
    [as a designer on a makeover show, after giving the woman getting made-over shoes made from car tires] Not only are these shoes roomy, but they also provide all-weather traction.

  • [repeated line]



    FEAR Contestant:
    BUT I'M THE SAFETY!

  • Medical Patient:
    I have cancer.



    Andy:
    No, you mean you have ANGELS!



    Medical Patient:
    No I have cancer.

  • Andy:
    [as Peebop the Clown] Your grandpa went to the big ice cream parlor in the sky!

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