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Quotes of Movie: "The Amanda Show" [1999]

  • Host:
    It turns my stomach to see a beating like that. Let's watch it again in slow-motion.

  • [repeated line]



    Debbie:
    I like eggs.

  • [the substitute teacher is getting frustrated with the "gifted class."]



    Substitute Teacher:
    And no more of your dumb rhymes!



    Rhyming Student:
    Not even sometimes?



    Substitute Teacher:
    Stop that now!



    Rhyming Student:
    Go squeeze a fat cow?



    Substitute Teacher:
    One more time and you'll get detention!



    Rhyming Student:
    Okay! I promise, I'll pay attention.



    Substitute Teacher:
    That's it, young man! You are out of this class!



    Rhyming Student:
    Whoa, my dad's gonna kick my...



    Substitute Teacher:
    QUIET!



    Rhyming Student:
    RIOT!



    Substitute Teacher:
    STOP!



    Rhyming Student:
    COP!



    Substitute Teacher:
    BILLY!



    Rhyming Student:
    SILLY!



    Substitute Teacher:
    AAAAAAH!



    Rhyming Student:
    WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH!

  • [repeated line]



    Penelope Taynt:
    Amanda Please!

  • Penelope Taynt:
    Hello, please!


    [Drake and Josh jump and scream]



    Drake:
    You're not supposed to be in here!



    Penelope Taynt:
    Too bad, Jake!



    Josh:
    [giggles] Jake.

  • Crazy Courtney:
    You've got something in your nose.



    Irritated Boy:
    So?



    Crazy Courtney:
    I want it.

  • Laurie:
    I don't like this story!



    Pauly:
    She don't like this story!



    Tony Pajamas:
    I got ears.



    Pauly:
    He's got ears.


    [Tony smacks Pauly upside the head]



    Pauly:
    What was that for?



    Tony Pajamas:
    For being an idiot.



    Pauly:
    Okay.

  • Amber:
    Debbie, read her her question.



    Debbie:
    Oh yeah. Okay. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one item, what would you thumb?



    Penny:
    Pardon?



    Debbie:
    What would you thumb?



    Penny:
    What would I thumb?



    Debbie:
    That's what it says.



    Amber:
    Debbie... that's your thumb!



    Debbie:
    Oh! What would you bring?



    Penny:
    Well, I'd probably bring my prettiest bra. It hooks in the front! And I'd bring my special medication!



    Amber:
    You can only bring one item.



    Penny:
    But... but, that's hard!

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