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Quotes of Movie: "The Adventures of Pete & Pete"

  • Artie, The Strongest Man in the World:
    Soon you will be like Cheese Boy: melty, melty, melty!

  • Older Pete Wrigley:
    She's a girl, and she's my friend, but she's not my girlfriend.

  • [after Younger Pete attempts to break the world's record for days without sleep]



    Joyce Wrigley:
    Beautiful day, isn't it?



    Younger Pete Wrigley:
    Dawn was better.

  • Younger Pete Wrigley:
    Will I ever see you again?



    Artie, The Strongest Man in the World:
    Worry not, boy. Worry not... for I am Artie, the strongest man


    [takes superhero position]



    Artie, The Strongest Man in the World:
    in the world!

  • Endless Mike Hellstrom:
    I am the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life.

  • Mr. Throneberry:
    Aloha maku maku. Don Ho will not emerge from the Valley of Darkness.

  • Older Pete Wrigley:
    I'll give you anything you want. You can destroy anything in the house, tear up the yard, anything.



    Endless Mike Hellstrom:
    Anything?



    Older Pete Wrigley:
    Anything.


    [thoughtfully]



    Endless Mike Hellstrom:
    You got any... Neapolitan ice cream?


    [Older Pete nods]



    Endless Mike Hellstrom:
    Good, Wrigley. Good.

  • Don Wrigley:
    C'mon Pete, we gotta kill Bob while he's still alive!

  • Park Ranger Thorsen:
    You got a license for that tattoo, son?


    [Younger Pete shows him a license]



    Younger Pete Wrigley:
    Read it and weep, fungus-lick!

  • Younger Pete Wrigley:
    Now begins the Age of Pete!

  • Artie, The Strongest Man in the World:
    Begone with you pulpy, before I fold you into some type of brochure!

  • Older Pete Wrigley:
    Why is it that when you miss somebody so much that your heart is ready to disintegrate, you always hear the saddest song ever on the radio?

  • Bus Driver Stu Benedict:
    Passenger Pete? Back of the bus!

  • Monica:
    I am so sick and tired of hearing lucky this and lucky that. Why don't you take your lucky necklace stuff it down your lucky mouth before I push you down this lucky hill and make you poop in your lucky underpants.

  • Big Pete Wrigley:
    Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, the Spirit had ended; it had all been doused. The ornaments were yanked from the tree with despair, while dad vacuumed pine needles from his rump.

  • Bus Driver Stu Benedict:
    Carrot-top Judas... THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME!

  • [after being betrayed by Pete while he's baking him a cake]



    Bus Driver Stu Benedict:
    I'll just put the finishing touches to my...


    [stabbing cake]



    Bus Driver Stu Benedict:
    Trust! Loyalty! Niceness!

  • [Older Pete has just failed a driving simulator]



    Mr. Slurm:
    Congratulations, Mr. Wrigley... you're dead.

  • Fran 'Pit Stain':
    [to Little Pete] We've all got our problems, Wrigley. Mine happens to be glandular, yours happens to be my fist!



    Bus Driver Stu Benedict:
    [grabbing Pit Stain's arm before he can punch Little Pete] Hi. I'm Stu Benedict, bus driver, and you're...


    [looking down at Pit Stain's arm, which is still in his hand, with visible disgust]



    Bus Driver Stu Benedict:
    ... sweating all over me!

  • Younger Pete Wrigley:
    Hey, Blowhole, wherever you are, in forty-five minutes I'm going to be famous. And you know what you're going to be? A blowhole!

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