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Quotes of Movie: "The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.

  • Brisco County Jr.:
    If I was gonna kill you, I'd be stepping over your body right now on my way out the door.

  • Brisco County Jr.:
    Never look too deep into the mind of a lawyer.

  • Dixie Cousins:
    Brisco, put me down!



    Brisco County Jr.:
    Alright, you look bad in a wig and you were too easy to find.

  • [talking with an Italian gangster]



    Enzio Tataglia:
    In my country we have a saying: 'If you yodel in the forest, the yoo-hoo that you yoo-hoo will be the yoo-hoo that you get back.'



    Brisco County Jr.:
    Where were you from again?

  • Lord Bowler:
    Uh oh. You hit the sheriff



    Brisco County Jr.:
    Yeah, but I did not hit the deputy.

  • Brisco County Jr.:
    Correct me if I'm wrong, Pete - weren't you killed in a gunfight?



    Pete Hutter:
    I was only gut shot. I'm stronger now with less appetite.

  • Ethan Emerson:
    I like that man.



    Granville Thorogood:
    You never were a very good judge of character, Ethan.

  • [Repeated line]



    Pete Hutter:
    You touched my piece. NOBODY touches my piece!

  • [Ned is robbing a bank]



    Ned Zed:
    What are you lookin' at?



    Hostage:
    Nothing.



    Ned Zed:
    You callin' me nothin'?

  • Brisco County Jr.:
    [in reference to at least one thing per episode] Very fancy!

  • Brisco County Jr.:
    If I was gonna kill you, I'd be stepping over your body right now on my way out the door.

  • Brisco County Jr.:
    Never look too deep into the mind of a lawyer.

  • Dixie Cousins:
    Brisco, put me down!



    Brisco County Jr.:
    Alright, you look bad in a wig and you were too easy to find.

  • [talking with an Italian gangster]



    Enzio Tataglia:
    In my country we have a saying: 'If you yodel in the forest, the yoo-hoo that you yoo-hoo will be the yoo-hoo that you get back.'



    Brisco County Jr.:
    Where were you from again?

  • Lord Bowler:
    Uh oh. You hit the sheriff



    Brisco County Jr.:
    Yeah, but I did not hit the deputy.

  • Brisco County Jr.:
    Correct me if I'm wrong, Pete - weren't you killed in a gunfight?



    Pete Hutter:
    I was only gut shot. I'm stronger now with less appetite.

  • Ethan Emerson:
    I like that man.



    Granville Thorogood:
    You never were a very good judge of character, Ethan.

  • [Repeated line]



    Pete Hutter:
    You touched my piece. NOBODY touches my piece!

  • [Ned is robbing a bank]



    Ned Zed:
    What are you lookin' at?



    Hostage:
    Nothing.



    Ned Zed:
    You callin' me nothin'?

  • Brisco County Jr.:
    [in reference to at least one thing per episode] Very fancy!

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