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Quotes of Movie: "The Addams Family" [1992]

  • Mr. Normanmeyer:
    Oh, come on! The boy's obviously got elastic in his blood!

  • Mr. Normanmeyer:
    Can you believe this hogwash?

  • Gomez Addams:
    Boy, these family wrestling matches sure are enjoyable. Right, Fester?



    Uncle Fester:
    You said it, Gomez! And thanks to Lurch, I'll spend the next week coughing up vital organs.

  • Gomez Addams:
    Children! Guess what I've found!



    Pugsley Addams:
    Uncle Fester's firsthead?



    Wednesday Addams:
    Does the third eye still blink?

  • Uncle Fester:
    We were just little scamps back then, and Lurch was well into puberty.

  • Uncle Fester:
    [Re:Lurch's girlfriend] Maybe we can build him a new girlfriend.



    Gomez Addams:
    Fester, eureka!



    Uncle Fester:
    [laughs] Oho, I wish!

  • Granny:
    Just think. All of this trouble and no one was hurt.



    Uncle Fester:
    [holding up a club with spikes sticking out of it] We can fix that!

  • Uncle Fester:
    Hey Granny, did you fall down the stairs?



    Granny:
    Yes!



    Uncle Fester:
    Did you get hurt?



    Granny:
    No!



    Uncle Fester:
    Ah you can't do anything right!

  • Gomez Addams:
    Race you to the swamp, last one there's a fresh egg.

  • Morticia Addams:
    Thing says he's grown 20 feet.



    Gomez Addams:
    That's funny, the last time I saw him he only had five fingers.

  • Uncle Fester:
    I'm allergic to whipped cream, you got any pencil shavings?



    Mrs. Normanmeyer:
    Ewwww.

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