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Quotes of Movie: "The Abbott and Costello Show" [195

  • [repeated line]



    Lou Costello:
    Hey, Abbott!

  • [Mr. Davis walks into bedroom, crash is heard, and Abbott looks in]



    Sidney:
    What's wrong?



    Bud Abbott:
    No floor.

  • Bud Abbott:
    Just mark down, "Dear druggist".



    Lou Costello:
    "Dear druggist"... Go ahead.



    Bud Abbott:
    Here's what you want. You want seven milligrams of sulfursilic monosetic acid diluted in seven micrograms of tincturized chlorophyll. Have you got that?



    Lou Costello:
    All but one part.



    Bud Abbott:
    What part?



    Lou Costello:
    The part that comes after "Dear druggist".

  • Lou Costello:
    [after answering a question correctly on a TV quiz program then looking directly at the camera] I'm smart!

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