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Quotes of Movie: "The 10th Kingdom" [2000]
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I hope you like dogs, Wendell. You're going to spend the rest of your life as one. I've turned Prince Wendell into a dog. Wolf: Good idea. [singing] A shepherdess makes quite a mess, but little lambs are lovely. No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me. | |
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Suck an elf! I've gone crazy. How can I be talking to a dog? [the dog that is Wendell barks twice] Virginia: Yes, I have. Don't try and reassure me. Doc, I met this terrific girl and I really, really, *really* like her. But, the thing is... Dr. Horowitz: Well, go on, say it. Wolf: I... Dr. Horowitz: Say it! Wolf: Not sure whether I-I-I wanna love her or eat her. This could be a long torture session. Virginia: I'll tell you anything you wanna know. Burly: Torture first, then you talk. It's better that way. Rush a torture, ruin a torture. Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realize I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it: "Breaking the Cycle", "Heal Yourself in 7 Days", "Stop Blaming Yourself, Please", and "Help for the Bedwetting Child", which I picked up by mistake. But I've got them all! I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me. Virginia: I don't trust you at all! You tried to eat my grandmother. I'm gonna die of long hair! Forgive us, noble woodsman, but have you seen a-a gorgeous girl with very long hair? Woodsman: I haven't seen anything, I'm blind. Tony: A blind woodsman? Woodsman: Have you ever seen a tree move? I've always wanted to say this. Love of my life, let down your lustrous locks. [about his relationship with Virginia] I need to know if your intentions are honorable. Wolf: [very long pause as Wolf considers] No, not really. Well, at least things can't get any worse. Happy ever after didn't last as long as we'd hoped. This has been a test of kinghood, and I have failed dismally. Is there something you wanted to get off your chest? Prince Wendell: I refuse to be a man. I won't do it any longer. I insist on being a dog. I demand to be a happy puppy! I have a hard time trusting people. I just never wanna jump unless I'm sure somebody's gonna catch me. Wolf: Oh, I'll catch you. And if I miss for any reason, I'll sit by your bedside and nurse you back to health. An answer only will I chime, when questions put are asked in rhyme. Dwarf Librarian: All early mirrors talk in verse. Tony: Yes, of course. I think we might be in her pocket. Burly: What? Blue Bell: I think she might have shrunk us, and put us in a matchbox in her pocket. Burly: That's ridiculous. You're falling to pieces. Get a grip on yourself. How can we be in a matchbox, you idiot? Where are all the matches? I've got some dwarf moss. And it'll really blow your head off, though. Look at this. The last time I took it, I saw fairies for three days. Our mirror's smashed, what can we do? Where the hell are the other two? Gustav the Magic Mirror: Mirror one shattered be, by an oaf called Antony. Mirror two is on a bed with barnacles upon its head. Tony: A bed... with barnacles. Virginia: The sea bed! Dwarf Librarian: Yes. One fell into the Great Northern Sea. I think you can safely discount that one. Gustav the Magic Mirror: What you seek has not been seen, since it was stolen by the Queen. Tony: The Queen! That's all we need. Prince Wendell: Antony, uh, any chance of a little biscuit? Tony: No, no, no, um... [sputtering] Tony: Very helpful you have been, just tell us where we can find the Queen. Gustav the Magic Mirror: Near she is, but not alone. In a place that's not her home. In a castle, out of sight, where once the Queen was called Snow White. Tony: That's Prince Wendell's castle. "For seven men, she gave her life. For one good man, she was his wife. Beneath the ice by Snow White Falls, there lies the fairest of them all." | |
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