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Quotes of Movie: "Tarzán" [1991]

  • Dan:
    Okay, how do I explain this? When you're a star, everybody knows you.



    Tarzan:
    Everybody knows Dan: Jane, Roger, Cheetah...



    Dan:
    No, no, no, Tarzan, I mean everybody all around the world. You're in the newspaper every day, you're on TV every day, you sign autographs.



    Tarzan:
    Autographs?



    Dan:
    Yeah, you write your name on a piece of paper.



    Tarzan:
    Why?



    Dan:
    Because you're famous! Because everybody wants a piece of you. That's what makes them happy.



    Tarzan:
    The sun makes people happy. Trees make people happy. Why does a piece of paper make people happy?


    [pause]



    Dan:
    I'll have to get back to you on that.

  • Tarzan:
    Jane is very stubborn.



    Jane:
    I had a good teacher.

  • Starr Reilly:
    I have to dig a what?



    Roger:
    A trench. T-R-E...



    Starr Reilly:
    I know how to spell it, you goon.

  • Roger:
    You know, someday, you're going to have to start reading something other than airplane manuals.



    Dan:
    Okay, Great Wizard of the Book.

  • [Roger and Simon are arguing over Roger's loud music]



    Roger:
    I happen to know that Albert Schweitzer listened to loud music.



    Simon:
    Albert Schweitzer never listened to music that loud.



    Roger:
    Yeah? How do you know?



    Simon:
    Because he won the Nobel PEACE Prize.


    [Long pause]



    Roger:
    That... is the most logical thing I've ever heard.

  • Dan:
    Somebody explain to me why I live in a house with no walls in the middle of monsoon territory.



    Roger:
    The rent's cheap?



    Dan:
    Oh, yeah. I knew it was something.

  • Starr Reilly:
    You're sure you've never heard of me?



    Tarzan:
    Tarzan is sure.



    Starr Reilly:
    What, you don't have a CD player? Okay, a radio? Now come on, you must watch videos!



    Tarzan:
    Tarzan watches the jungle. That is enough.

  • Starr Reilly:
    I don't understand. I'm supposed to be a household name.



    Roger:
    I guess that doesn't cover treehouses.

  • [after a crash]



    Jane:
    Where's my Jeep?



    Tarzan:
    Jane's Jeep became good friends with a tree.



    Jane:
    It did, huh?... Okay.

  • Tarzan:
    Sometimes Jane's mind works so hard that her eyes do not see.



    Jane:
    And what is that supposed to...


    [Jane trips on a rock and falls]



    Tarzan:
    Jane made Tarzan's point.



    Jane:
    Ha ha.

  • Simon:
    Jane Porter never did anything because of a man.

  • Tarzan:
    In Tarzan's jungle, it is more important to protect the living than to protect memories.

  • Jane:
    You could have told me there was water nearby before I made a fool of myself.



    Tarzan:
    Jane is not a fool. Just wrong.

  • [about his parents]



    Tarzan:
    They died, Tarzan lived. Why?



    Jane:
    The jungle needed you.

  • Roger:
    I wouldn't go out there for all the cars in Detroit!

  • Jane:
    How do you always make everything so simple?



    Tarzan:
    Practice.

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