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Quotes of Movie: "Svensson Svensson" [1994]
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(Watching tv and realise that isn't the usual christmas presenter). Vad är det där för jävla stolpskott? Var är Arne Weise? Mom, there is a man outside who shovels our garage entrance. Lena Svensson: It's your dad. Lina Svensson: [surprised] How did you make him do it? Lena Svensson: I told him I've dropped the remote control in the snow. [after hearing that her father saw her and a boy at the cinema] Dad, are you spying on us? Gustav Svensson: I think spy is such an ugly word I prefer to call it supervise. I remember my school ball. It was the best day of my life! Lina Svensson: Was it then you met dad? Max Svensson: Get real! She said it was the best day of her life! | |
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[talking about their school ball] I remember how nervous I was. Standing on your doorstep and asking your father to take his daughter out. Lena Svensson: I think that was brave of you. Did you remember what he said? Gustav Svensson: [quoting Lenas dad] Gustav Svensson, if I ever see you here again I'll beat out every teeth in your mouth. [while checking out the channels on the TV] Well look at this! Cartoons! Göran: Oh, that's one of those kid channels. They're showing cartoons 24 hours a day. Gustav Svensson: Oh, my God. How are you supposed to keep awake? [while selling mayflowers] Okay, sis, how many mayflowers do you want? Lina Svensson: How much do they cost? Max Svensson: Five kronor each. Gustav Svensson: Five? When I bought you sold them for ten. Why does she only have to pay half-price? Max Svensson: She's much harder to fool then you! Max, why are you always teasing Lina? Max Svensson: I'm her kidbro, it's my job to tease her. Why are you always teasing Max? Lina Svensson: Because he's teasing me. Lena Svensson: It's just because he's jealous. Because you are older then he is and can do things he ain't allowed to. Lina Svensson: And what kind of things are that? Where dresses? [after Gustav has said that Linas boyfriend is violent] For God sake Gustav. He trains judo and that is a sport. Gustav Svensson: Sport? That's not a sport. In a sport you use a ball! [after having run into Max guinea pig] Max, I've gave you money to buy a cage to him. Why haven't you done that? Max Svensson: I think cages are cruel. I believe that animals should be able to run free. Lena Svensson: What did you buy instead? Max Svensson: A videogame and cheesedoddles. [on New Year's Eve] Let's hope this new year will be just as great as this one was! Max Svensson: Don't you think we should think a little more optimistic here? [Upon opening the refridgerator and finds out that his booze is missing] Where is my little friend? Max Svensson: I'm sitting right over here. Gustav is like a Rubic's Cube. No matter how many times you twist, turn and change it, there's always something wrong. | |
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