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Quotes of Movie: "Surgical Spirit" [1989]

  • Jonathan Haslam:
    A patient has just come in for a vasectomy and would like to know if we can manage it before he has another six kids?

  • Joyce Watson:
    [to Giles] I've tried very hard to like you. Thank God I never managed it.

  • Sheila Sabatini:
    Jonathan, do you love me?



    Jonathan Haslam:
    [casually] Yeah.



    Sheila Sabatini:
    I'm not asking you if you want a Wagon Wheel in your lunch box. It's a serious question!

  • George Hope-Wynne:
    I trust you could furnish our guest with a pint?



    Sheila Sabatini:
    Of PG Tips, yes!

  • Joyce Watson:
    Do I *look* like someone who has had cosmetic surgery?



    Sheila Sabatini:
    Yes. By Baron Von Frankenstein.

  • Joyce Watson:
    [Joyce is suspicious when Sheila comes into work dressed in the same outfit she wore at hers and Jonathan's engagement party the previous night] Who do you know that goes to work in a cocktail dress and gold sandals?



    Sheila Sabatini:
    [drily] Nana Mouskouri.

  • Sheila Sabatini:
    Giles, I hear you did a very good job in my absence.



    Giles Peake:
    [flattered] Thank you.



    Sheila Sabatini:
    Now I look forward to the day you do a good job in my presence.

  • Jonathan Haslam:
    [Sheila follows Jonathan into the men's changing room as they are arguing] When you burst in here, don't you worry that you'll see naked men wandering about?



    Sheila Sabatini:
    Not unless I've had a large breakfast

  • Neil Copeland:
    I'm the only one who likes George. Everyone else thinks he's a tedious old buffer.

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