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Quotes of Movie: "Suddenly Susan" [1996]
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Guys, I'm having a craving. Vicki: You're not having a craving, you're a pig! Are you aware that we are out of legal sized writing pads? We only have letter sized! I can't work like this! I came in here wearing a brand new pair of size ten sneakers. I'm not leaving in some green European freak boots. Hi, I'm Susan Keane. Suddenly Susan. Nate: Oh, you're the one banging the boss. | |
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Susan, where's your paper punch? Susan: Why don't you ask Vicki, she's been helping herself to a lot of my things lately. Vicki: Tell the paranoid tall girl I didn't take her paper punch. It threw itself at me. So, do you need a college degree to work in a magazine? Vicki: No, not if you're sleeping with the boss. Susan: Excuse me! Luis: No, don't excuse it Vicki. Jack: Oh, shut up Luis. Luis: No, you shut up. Jack: You shut up. Vicki: [to Jack] You shut up. Todd: [to Vicki] You shut up! Vicki: [to Todd] I'm on your side! Boy in audience: yeah, I'm confused... which one of you is sleeping with the boss? Of course I want to have kids. Everyone does. Oliver: No, no, not everyone... Susan: Well, normal people! Normal people who haven't run off and gotten themselves neutered! I was over Jack way before he was over me and now he's moving on first? It's wrong, it's just wrong! Maddy: I'll tell you what's wrong. Your lips are moving and sounds coming out. [packing up her nativity scene] Goodbye baby Jesus. Goodbye Mary. Goodbye football player. Hey! Who put a football player in my nativity scene? Nate: That was me. Sorry, I accidentally broke one of your wise men. Miranda: You broke my wise man and replaced him with an action figure? Nate: Hey, that's Torell Davis! Miranda: That's Torell Davis? You better move over baby Jesus! I don't want to sit at this desk for the rest of my life trashing bands! I want some other bitter wannabe trashing me! We don't need men to have a good time. We need men to take their clothes off! Vicki, have you seen my car keys? Vicki: No and you don't need to look in your purse or your jacket either. [Susan glares at her] Vicki: I needed a mint! Susan: [sarcastic] Well I hope you found one. Vicki: No, but at least you had enough money to buy some. [singing] Vicki she's a laugh, she's a cut above the staff, she writes a column like a two bit hack. I suggest a new career, perhaps a job in Sears, but she earn more money lying on her back! Ian, Nate, Miranda and Luis: [in unison] On her back! Maddy, we are all here to talk to you about what's been going on lately. Maddy: Okay, what's been going on lately? Vicki: Don't play dumb with us you lush, we're here about the booze! Fine! I think I can get my own dry cleaning Polly! I don't need your help! Luis: Yeah! We're better people 'cause we butter our own bagels. [Found out Maddy and Luis are sleeping together] Maddy? Was the antichrist unavailable? Woah! I think I'm gonna need a coffee so I can deal with that jacket. Vicki: Sure. I'll just get your hurtful bitch mug. There's a rumor going around the building that you're having a costume party. Susan: Mrs Fong, how can there be a rumor going around the building when it's just you and I that live here? Mrs Fong: Okay, let me rephrase that. I put this against the door and heard you on the phone. You know it's people like you that sit around whining about what's wrong with the world that annoy me. Well, I don't whine sister, I kick ass, so what do you think about that? Susan: I'll tell you what I think about that, I'm gonna bury you. Hollywood Hogan: What does that mean? Susan: It means that I'm gonna run against you as supervisor and I'm gonna kick your ass! Why did you say you agreed if you weren't going to listen to what I said? Susan: Because usually, you think what I think. That's what couples do. That's what we did. Until you invited half of San Francisco for six pieces of fish! Hey, there's your man To-ny. Why don't you go say hi? Susan: Hey handsome. Tony: Will you give it up? I didn't want you last night. I don't want you today. And I wouldn't want you if we were two horny teenagers stranded on a desert island! You didn't even know this guy. He could have been an axe murderer or anything. Susan: No, I asked him first! Vicki, you seem upset, is there something wrong? Vicki: Yeah, you! You're cheap, you eat the tops off the muffins, you stink up the place and you're ugly! God, that moon is huge. Susan: You can see the moon through the fog? Zack Hayward: No, I'm talking about the guy flashing me from across the street. Now let's not forget who's fault this really is. Damn you Oliver Browne! And the Range Rover you drove up in. Why don't you take some more beautiful pictures, ruin some more lives! | |
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