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Quotes of Movie: "Strangers with Candy" [1999]
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I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard. From now on, this violin is my whole life. Orlando Pinatubo: Hey, Jerri. Wanna go throw stuff off the overpass? Jerri Blank: Yeah. [holds up violin] Jerri Blank: We can throw this. "Packing a Musket", by Jerri Blank. When you work from your home and johns call on the phone, you're a call girl. When you walk 'til you limp and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore. When they're beggin' you please to get down on your knees near their groinage, excusa me, but you see, don't you touch where they pee without coinage. Mr. Chuck Noblet: Thank you, Jerri... Jerri Blank: When I straddle and squat, to show you my... [Bell rings] [to Tammi Littlenut] Pee on me. | |
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Protect me, Satan! Dear diary, I'm sorry for all those hateful racist things I said about you. [about her chicken, Suki] She'll eat grapes out of anywhere I put them... Anywhere. I'm not adopted and I'm not an Indian. It's just a coincidence that I have a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis. Orlando, you can't be a pilgrim. The pilgrims had snowy white skin to match their pure Christian souls. They didn't sacrifice coconuts to their monkey gods. Hey Stew, you seen my mother? Stew: Which one? The real one, the dead one, or the one I'm having sex with? I like the pole and the hole. Somebody's been drinking. I'm gonna name you Dizzy. Hello. I'm Jerry Blank. 32 years ago I dropped out of High School and ran away from home. Oh, I made a lot of friends... did a lot of time. I was a boozer, a user and a loser. I stole the TV. - Did some more time. But now I'm back in school. And though the faces may have changed, the hassles are just the same. I stole the TV. Number one- get your chubby chimp-claws off the copper-top. "Dear Diary, I'm sorry for all those hateful racist things I said about you. Everything's changed; I'm in love... something you would never understand you dirty, dirty, dirty Jew diary. Just kidding, just kidding. Jerri Blank." Jerri Blank: You know, you and me have got a lot in common, we both have thick leathery bark, we both have initials carved into our trunks, and we're both setting down new roots. Florida. Beautiful weather - harsh penal system. Dreams can happen Sara Blank: It's nice that you think that, dear. Following his violent revolution, Gandhi was devoured by his followers. I can stop whenever I want! That you don't believe me? Well, if you're such a good listener, why don't you watch this? [Pours bottles into the sink] Sara Blank: say goodbye to my mixers. Jerri Blank: I guess she can stop. Come on, pick me. Look, I have the legs of a mongoose. What are you painting? Mr. Geoffrey Jellineck: Oh, just a little bit of Americana for Drug Awareness Week. It's the Battle of Miami. Columbus here, fighting the pilgrims as they attempt to land. Don't rub your feces on the lampshade. Just trying to keep the boulder in front of my love cave. | |
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