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Quotes of Movie: "Still Standing" [2002]

  • Judy:
    What are you going to do while I'm having book club?



    Bill:
    Probably order a pizza and watch Behind the Music.



    Judy:
    Who's on tonight?



    Bill:
    Who cares? Someone's gonna get fat, someone's gonna go broke, and someone's gonna find God... I love that show.

  • Judy:
    So, how was work?



    Bill:
    Judy, I sell toilets. Let's save thirty seconds out of each day and assume that it sucked until further notice!

  • Bill:
    So son, why didn't you join the football team?



    Brian Miller:
    Well, it was getting in the way of my debate team practices.



    Bill:
    You never told me you were on the debate team!



    Brian Miller:
    Yes, I did.



    Bill:
    No, you didn't.



    Brian Miller:
    Yes, I did



    Bill:
    Damn, you're good

  • Bill:
    Come on Judy, let's go brain storm.



    Brian Miller:
    That'll be a light drizzle.

  • Bill:
    Judy, who would want to go to a Mother's Day high tea?



    Brian Miller:
    Wow, did someone say high tea? Can I go?



    Judy:
    No, Brian, it's a mother-daughter tradition in my family. And Lauren is going for the first time!



    Brian Miller:
    That's not fair. I'd appreciate a high tea more than her.



    Bill:
    Pick a team, son. Pick a team.

  • Judy:
    You kids shouldn't drink alcohol. It's dangerous and makes you do stupid things.



    Bill:
    [laughs] Hey, Judy, remember that time when I was a senior in high school, and got so drunk that I...


    [Judy glares]



    Bill:
    uh, fell to my death?

  • Judy:
    Bill, why are you hosing down the backyard?



    Bill:
    Simple. When our lesbian neighbors see how muddy and disgusting our backyard is, they'll give us that zoning permit to build a deck and a video of them playing shower games with each other.

  • Bill:
    [running to the bathroom] This could be a photo finish!

  • Bill:
    I'll have you know I graduated second out of my class... among the three of us that had to finish up over the summer.

  • Judy:
    Is it just me, or is Bonnie getting a little bossy?



    Bill:
    No, you're bossy too.

  • Lauren Miller:
    Dad, I need some help with my homework.



    Bill:
    Yeah, I know, I've seen your grades.

  • Bill:
    This family supports each other.



    Lauren Miller:
    Since when?



    Judy:
    Okay, it's something new we're trying.

  • Brian Miller:
    This is Chris. He's our new neighbor, and he's also in some of my A.P. classes, so I'm just showing him the ropes.



    Lauren Miller:
    [to Chris] Did he show you the one in gym he can't climb?

  • Judy:
    Lauren, do you have any idea what your brother's been doing with all his money?



    Lauren Miller:
    Apparently, not hiding it as well as I hide mine.



    Bill:
    You have money?



    Lauren Miller:
    No.

  • Judy:
    Come on in, kids, Dad took care of dinner!



    Tina Miller:
    Yay, pizza!



    Judy:
    No, he made a meal.



    Tina Miller:
    Yay, frozen pizza!

  • Bill:
    What's for dinner?



    Judy:
    Remember what we had last night? Cream of that.

  • Bill:
    I'll go talk to the boy. I'm a toilet salesman, I know how to get stuff out of people.

  • Bill:
    There's a kite club?



    Brian Miller:
    Yeah, I'm vice-president.



    Bill:
    So, if the president can't fulfill his duties, *you* get beat up by the football team.

  • Judy:
    Don't you think there's a little double-standard there?



    Bill:
    Not at all. I have one standard for Brian and another different standard for Lauren. That way, they each get their own.



    Judy:
    I was gonna say that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, but I wanna wait to hear what you have to say next.

  • [the doorbell rings]



    Judy:
    Can somebody get that?



    Brian Miller:
    Busy!



    Tina Miller:
    Busy!



    Bill:
    Lazy!

  • Judy:
    [Reading a letter that Bill wrote in the event of his death] Dear Judy: Snow shovels behind the garage. XO, Dead Bill. P.S.-Boo.



    Bill:
    No, no! You have to read it in a scary voice, like this- Booooo!

  • Brian Miller:
    [Bill and Judy come to Brian's school] Oh no, it IS you two!



    Judy:
    What do you mean, 'it is us'?



    Brian Miller:
    Everyone's saying that a hooker and her parole officer are walking around looking for me. I was hoping...



    Bill:
    Hear that, Judy? I'm married to a hooker!

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