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Quotes of Movie: "Still Game" [2002]

  • [Jack and Victor enter The Clansman]



    Bobby:
    Hey look! It's Lambert and Butler!



    Jack:
    Shut it Bobby, you're the only fag in here.

  • [Victor is clearing out Jack's fridge when he comes across a dated looking can of Tennants Lager]



    Victor:
    Jeezo Jack, there's a lassie on this tin, it'll be well past it's sell-by.



    Jack:
    Ahh right, mind you, they never put sell-by dates on the cans back then, so it should be ok.

  • Victor:
    Consider this, you're warm noo, but how's it gonnae be in a wee stony jail cell, with nothing to heat ye up... but a hot boabie RIGHT up your arse!

  • [Jack and Victor enter The Clansman]



    Bobby the barman:
    Oh, Here comes Francie and Josie



    Jack, Victor:
    Shut up Dick!



    Bobby the barman:
    For the Millionth time, it's Bobby.

  • [Jack and Victor enter The Clansman]



    Bobby the barman:
    Oh, look who it isnae.



    Jack:
    Oh, that is fantastic patter, Bobby, who are we no today, ya prick?



    Victor:
    Two lagers, ya fanny.

  • [Jack and Victor enter The Clansman]



    Bobby the barman:
    Oh, here they come. Abbott and Costello. You're putting the beef on Jack.



    Jack:
    Aye, that right. Everytime i shag your wife, she makes me a sandwich.

  • Isa Drennan:
    I wis just sayin tae Jack and Victor, it'd be handy tae hae a key fur Wullie MacIntosh's hoose.



    Winston Ingram:
    I hae a key


    [gets whacked by Victor]



    Winston Ingram:
    ... fur mah door. It's handy 'cause if I didnae hae wan, I'd huf tae climb in through the windae.

  • Bobby the barman:
    [Jack and Victor enter the Clansman] Ho-ho, it's the two Ronnies.



    Victor:
    The two Ronnies is it, aye? Well, then, it's shut-up-ya-prick frae me...



    Jack:
    And its shut-up-ya-prick frae him.

  • Bobby the barman:
    [Jack and Victor enter the pub] Oh, here they come, Batman and Robin!



    Victor:
    We'll accept that, so long as you go catwoman, you big pussy!

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