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Quotes of Movie: "Steptoe and Son" [1962]

  • Harold Steptoe:
    You are morally, spiritually and physically a festering fly-blown heap of accumulated filth.

  • Harold Steptoe:
    You are a dyed-in-the-wool, fascist, reactionary, squalid little, 'know your place', 'don't rise above yourself', 'don't get out of your hole' - complacent little turd.

  • [repeated line]



    Harold Steptoe:
    You dirty old man!

  • Harold Steptoe:
    [trying to convince Albert to change the channel of the partitioned TV set] We had an agreement, we shook hands. I have got the law of contract on my side.



    Albert Edward Ladysmith Steptoe:
    I have the knobs on my side.

  • Albert Steptoe:
    [Albert has placed 'bum' on the Scrabble board] My "bum" is the American word for 'tramp'.



    Harold Steptoe:
    Well, that is where I've got you because you can't use any slang or colloquialisms!



    Albert Steptoe:
    Right then, I'll stick to me English "bum". And that's the part of your anatomy that swells out of the back of your trousers.

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