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Quotes of Movie: "Step by Step" [1991]

  • Gabrielle, Mark's girlfriend:
    Be still, my heart.



    J.T:
    Be still, my lunch.

  • J.T:
    Dad, if you're watching "Baywatch" with your wife, you know nothing about marriage.

  • Carol Foster Lambert:
    Frank, don't you want another child?



    Frank Lambert:
    Carol, I don't want more, I want less. I'd trade two of them in for golf clubs.

  • Al Lambert:
    Who's she?



    Mark Foster:
    Only the hottest chick in the eighth grade.



    Al Lambert:
    Then why on earth would she want to go out with a geek like you?

  • Al Lambert:
    Lay off Lambert.

  • Cody Lambert:
    Guess between the known and the unknown lies the Codeman.

  • Cody Lambert:
    Look, it's the Dana-burger with cheese!

  • Cody Lambert:
    Dude!

  • Cody Lambert:
    Whoa, it's like my brain has a mind of its own!

  • Cody Lambert:
    Woah! A Canadian penny! Now I can buy bubble gum! That is, if I go to Canadia.

  • Jean-Luc:
    What do you think?



    Carol Foster Lambert:
    I think you look like Barbara Eden from "I Dream Of Jeannie".



    Jean-Luc:
    Well, I think you look like Crissy from "Three's Company"!

  • [Most of the family is sick]



    Frank Lambert:
    Cody, where's J.T?



    Cody Lambert:
    He's in the bathroom tossing his cookies. He's doing the technicolor yawn! He's driving the porcelain bus! He's calling RALPH on the big white phone. I tell you, this family's having a major hurl-fest!

  • Steve Urkel:
    Hi Al. I heard about you and Roger. You know, you shouldn't let it bother you.



    Al Lambert:
    Here we go again. I am sick of getting advice about being dumped from people who have never been dumped.



    Steve Urkel:
    [long pause] Are you kidding? Why, being dumped is my career! If there was a 'Being Dumped' Hall of Fame, I'd be elected on the first ballot.

  • Karen Foster:
    Mom I know you think of Al as a family member but I don't.

  • J.T:
    This stinks. In twenty years, I'm not gonna need algebra!



    Frank Lambert:
    You will if you're still in high school.

  • J.T:
    Think about it, if you were dead then we couldn't see you.

  • Frank Lambert:
    [sit on the armchair, making crosswords] A city from Texas, 6 letters ?



    Carol Foster Lambert:
    Well, Frank, D-A-L-L-A-S !

  • Cody Lambert:
    [Cody enters the room wearing his pajamas and a night cap] Impending doom!

  • Cody Lambert:
    Ya buddy.

  • Dana Foster:
    Lose the Elton John shoes



    Rich Halke:
    But they're really working for me



    Dana Foster:
    No they're really, really not.

  • Rich Halke:
    You came barging through that door like the chick from Fatal Attraction.

  • Cody Lambert:
    Hey, the Codeman's back. Meat loaf, all right. You were having meat loaf when I left.

  • [repeated line]



    Jean-Luc:
    That come out wrong.

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