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Quotes of Movie: "Stella Street" [1997]
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You're all a bit fragile, what with the long journey, and the harpoon murder. Two years in Surrey and their brains have turned to mush. I cleaned up your arse when you shit yourself. So you can take your leg of lamb and your bleeding mange tout and you can stick them right up you fat arse. | |
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You don't want to put all your money on one horse in this business; nine times out of ten, the second horse comes first. Anyway, must dash. They're re-showing The Swarm on Channel 5. Nautical clobber is de rigueur. I told you about the plot didn't I? It's about an MI5 agent Bob Chisolm, that's me, who's on the trail of this Barda Meinhoff gang, who are gonna blow up the Post Office tower, only they're not, 'cos they're gonna blow up the tower of London instead and make off with the Crown Jewels to finance the communist takeover. You know that front room in there that I hardly ever use, with the water bed and them two way mirrors, and them things hanging off the ceiling that you can tie your wrists up with like. That'll be hers, she can have that, but as long as we take down all the equipment and remove them moody videos, we'll be laughing Joe Pesci: Oh I wouldn't bother with that-she likes all that shit. I'm going to give you these pills. They use them for slowing down sperm whales, so don't go operating no machinery or talking to the human race for about a year and a half. I never see the point of old people; they're nearly fucking dead anyways. What the fuck's mulch? You're going on like a fuckin' garden gnome. I'm trying to bury a stiff here and you're giving me all this rose bed shit, you mulch fuck. Hey Rog, open up, you cardigan fuck. We all go a little pasty in London. Joe Pesci: Who the fuck you calling pasty you fuck? Hey, condom face, get me two tins of carrots, so I can shoot in the dark. Dean the only place your foot is going is gonna be up your fucking ring, and that's just so I can pull it out your mouth. Believe me Dean, you'll still be an anonymous dumb prick fuck, but there'll be a certain dazzling originality in the way I fucked you up. Fish sticks are just the right size to stick up your fucking ass. Tony Curtis? Some-like-it-up-the-fucking-ass Tony fucking Curtis? No, fuck you. You know just before Christmas I had a little unfortunate incident whereby you know I had to have a fucking hole cut in my head like I'm a fucking mailbox. Some shit fuck prick has just broken my window with a soccer ball. You know when I find him I'm gonna wrap his fucking balls around his neck. I must be getting Alzheimer's, but didn't I already whack your mouthy fucking ass? You know, every time I switch on the TV over in this country, I always seem to get that NeverEnders programme in my fucking face and they talk like you, and I was thinking then, kinda like I'm fucking thinking now: how would I react if I got all that Dick Van fuck chim-chimmuny up your fucking bullshit coming at me? You tell that elephant John, you know if he sends any more Pringle pricks round here asking for fucking milk, he's gonna end up in the elephant graveyard with a seven foot tusk up his fucking geek. What are you waiting for, you anecdotal joke fuck? Does your mother like games? Joe Pesci: What are you fucking talking about? Hide the syringe? Golden showers? This is my mother we're talking about, not some fucking hooker. Roger Moore: I thought you wanted a gambling ambiance. Joe Pesci: You'll be the one needing a fucking ambulance, you're gambling with your fucking life. Roger Moore: Well I just thought Joe you might like something cushy and comfortable so that you could relax... Joe Pesci: What, to lie down? Roger Moore: Yes, if you like... Joe Pesci: What, with my mother? You incestuous sick fuck. Get the fuck out of my beautiful house, and mind where you fucking tread. | |
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