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Quotes of Movie: "Static Shock" [2000]
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I put a shock to your system! What's all this for? Sharon: It's for mom's memorial. You are going to make the speech aren't you? Virgil: No! I don't want to do it. Sharon: Virgil! You have to do it. Virgil: It's like I don't exist. Nobody asked me if I wanted to do it. Virgil? Virgil: Dad. Robert Hawkins: I'm sorry son. I thought you had come to terms with your mother. Virgil: Pops please don't make me do it. Robert Hawkins: Son! You know that I would never force you to do anything that you don't want to do. But if not for me then do it for your mother. Static: *Ow* What happened?... *Ow* Where am I?... Who are you? Alfred: Batman. Static: I don't think so. Alfred: Just once, I'd like to get someone to believe that. | |
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Gear, you okay, bro? Gear: No! My one chance to tag team with Superman and I miss it because I bust my ankle! [Superman looks at Gear's ankle with his x-ray vision] Superman: Nothing's broken. Looks like just a bad sprain. You'll probably have to keep off it for a few days. Gear: Wow, I just had my ankle x-rayed by Superman! I'm never gonna wash it again! Static: This clown posse really IS insane! Come on Virgil we're running late. Virgil Albert Hawkins get out here now. Virgil: Sharon. My name is never to be spoken aloud. You know that. Hey Chief! Seen any good TV lately? How are you Virgil? Virgil: Wait? How did you know my name? Batman: You probably shouldn't carry around your ID in your in your pocket. This is not the way to go about it Static. Static Shock: I've got to find Puff! She's the reason why Daisy got hurt. Rubberband Man: She got hurt because you were busy showing off and you know it. It's too bad it has to be this way Robin. You and I are birds of a feather. Robin: [hogties Talon] I cannot begin to tell you how many times I've heard that joke. [Lil' Romeo has been captured by Leech, who thought he was Static] Back off! Mess with me, you have to mess with my posse. Leech: Do you really think I'm afraid of some street gang? Lil' Romeo: Street gang? Dawg, I'm talkin' about my lawyers. Look, it's Static and Gear. Daisy Watkins: And, as usual, Virgil and Richie are nowhere in sight. [pause] Daisy Watkins: You don't think... Freida Goren: No, it couldn't be. [as they're trying to stop a damaged plane, falling out of the sky] I'm gonna try to land on Woodward Avenue. Static: There are cars down there. Richie Foley: I know. This thing got a horn? [to Hotstreak] I'd get a refund on those Anger management classes if I were you. I don't believe we've been introduced. Omnifarious: Omnifarious. Static: You're nefarious? Omnifarious: Omnifarious! It's my name! It means many forms. Static: Dude, I go to public school. Latin's an elective. [to Gear] Oh, shoot, I forgot about Daisy. We were going to have a study date. Daisy: [sitting at a resturaunt table by herself] Ugh. What made me think he'd ever change? | |
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