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Quotes of Movie: "Stargate SG-1" Children of the God

  • Samuels:
    I'm Major Samuels.



    Jack O'Neill:
    Air Force?



    Samuels:
    Yes, sir. I'm the general's executive officer.



    Jack O'Neill:
    Want a little piece of advice, Major? Get 'reass' to NASA. That's where all the action's gonna be. Out there.

  • [Unsure whether Ra is dead or alive]



    George Hammond:
    Are you sure he's dead, Colonel?



    Jack O'Neill:
    Unless he can survive a tactical nuclear warhead blown up in his face, positive.

  • [Preparing to send a message to Daniel on Abydos]



    Jack O'Neill:
    General, we don't need that probe.



    Kawalsky:
    We don't?



    Jack O'Neill:
    Nope. This'll do.


    [O'Neill grabs a box of Kleenex]

  • George Hammond:
    Where's Captain Carter?



    Samuels:
    Just arriving, sir.



    Jack O'Neill:
    Carter?



    George Hammond:
    I'm assigning Sam Carter to this mission.



    Jack O'Neill:
    I'd prefer to put together my own team, sir.



    George Hammond:
    Not on this mission. Sorry. Carter's our expert on the Stargate.



    Jack O'Neill:
    Where's he transferring from?



    Samantha Carter:
    [Carter enters the room] She is transferring from the Pentagon. I take it you're Colonel O'Neill. Captain Samantha Carter reporting, sir.

  • [preparing to go through the Stargate to Abydos]



    Jack O'Neill:
    Captain?



    Samantha Carter:
    Don't worry, Colonel. I won't let you down.



    Jack O'Neill:
    Good. I was gonna say, "Ladies first."



    Samantha Carter:
    You know, you really will like me when you get to know me.



    Jack O'Neill:
    Oh, I adore you already, Captain.

  • [looking the Abydos Stargate's DHD]



    Samantha Carter:
    Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it. It took us 15 years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a system for the gate on Earth.



    Jack O'Neill:
    Captain?



    Samantha Carter:
    Look how small it is!

  • [O'Neill smells a drink that Skaara has brought for the team to drink at dinner]



    Jack O'Neill:
    Moonshine?



    Skaara:
    Moon... shine.



    Jack O'Neill:
    Yeah. Moonshine. As in booze. Daniel, what are you teaching these kids?



    Skaara:
    Try it.



    Jack O'Neill:
    Alright. Skaara's Moonshine. I'll give it a little shot.


    [O'Neill sips it and spits it out in an explosive burst]



    Jack O'Neill:
    Whoa!


    [the team and villagers are laugh]



    Jack O'Neill:
    [hoarsely] Smooth. Very smooth.



    Skaara:
    Moonshine!



    Kawalsky:
    Our little soldiers are all grown up, Colonel.



    Jack O'Neill:
    Yeah. I'm so proud.

  • Daniel Jackson:
    Look, ah, I don't pretend to know anything about astrophysics, but couldn't the planets change? I mean, uh, drift apart or-or something like that to throw this map off?



    Samantha Carter:
    I knew I'd like you.



    Daniel Jackson:
    You mean I'm right?

  • Jack O'Neill:
    Daniel, for crying out loud, you've had one beer. Cheaper date than my wife was.



    Daniel Jackson:
    Yes. When am I going to meet your wife?



    Jack O'Neill:
    Oh. Probably, ah, never. After I came back from Abydos the first time, she'd already left.



    Daniel Jackson:
    I'm sorry.



    Jack O'Neill:
    Yeah, so was I. I think, in her heart, she forgave me for what happened to our kid. She just... couldn't forget.



    Daniel Jackson:
    And what about you?



    Jack O'Neill:
    I'm the opposite. I'll never forgive myself. But sometimes I can forget... Sometimes.

  • Teal'c:
    What is this?



    Jack O'Neill:
    It's a watch.



    Teal'c:
    This is not Goa'uld technology. Where are you from?



    Jack O'Neill:
    Earth. Chicago, if you wanna be specific.



    Teal'c:
    Your words mean nothing. Where are you from?



    Daniel Jackson:
    Ah, excuse me.


    [Daniel draws the gate symbol representing Earth in the dirt]



    Daniel Jackson:
    This is where we're from.


    [Teal'c looks at it and then leaves the room]

  • [Teal'c has just helped SG-1 and prisoners escape from the Gou'ald]



    Jack O'Neill:
    Hey, come on!



    Teal'c:
    I have nowhere to go.



    Jack O'Neill:
    For this, you can stay at my place. Let's go.

  • George Hammond:
    What's he doing here?



    Jack O'Neill:
    General Hammond, this is Teal'c. He can help us.



    George Hammond:
    Do you know what he is?



    Jack O'Neill:
    Yes, sir. I do. He's the man who saved our lives. And if you accept my recommendation, sir, he'll join SG-1.

  • [Daniel is thinking about Sha're]



    Daniel Jackson:
    She's out there somewhere, Jack.



    Jack O'Neill:
    I know. So's Skaara.



    Daniel Jackson:
    So what do we do?



    Jack O'Neill:
    We find 'em.

  • Colonel Jack O'Neill:
    I can save these people. Help me! Help me.



    Teal'c:
    Many have said that. But you are the first I believe could do it.

  • Sam Carter:
    I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.



    Jack O'Neill:
    Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with scientists.



    Sam Carter:
    Oh, Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you... or are we gonna have to arm wrestle?

  • General Hammond:
    You ever think of writing a book about your exploits in the line of duty?



    Jack O'Neill:
    I've thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anyone that actually read it.

  • [O'Neill has sent a box of tissues through the gate for Daniel]



    Major Samuels:
    What if the aliens get it?



    Jack O'Neill:
    Well, they could be blowin' their noses right now.

  • Jack O'Neill:
    Oh, come on, Samuels. Let me be the cynic around here, okay?

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