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Quotes of Movie: "Spooks" [2002]

  • [McCann and Quinn stand naked in a field]



    Patrick McCann:
    Anyone would think we were in some filthy farmer's porn video.

  • Patrick McCann:
    A Bomb. In a Nuclear Power station.

  • Harry Pearce:
    You know, I feel about as welcome as a fart in a Wind Machine.



    Tom Quinn:
    Sefton B?



    Patrick McCann:
    Aye. It would take out everything south of Bristol. Not that anyone would miss Wales.

  • Oliver Mace:
    The whole culture at Thames House is rotten... So we are cleaning the stables.

  • Jools Siviter:
    You boys are working late... I'm glad to see someone's running the country while the rest of us are at the opera.

  • Ellie Simm:
    What did you say you did again?



    Tom Quinn:
    Fell on a stapler.



    Ellie Simm:
    That's an industrial strength stapler then, isn't it?



    Tom Quinn:
    Yeah, it's a whopper.

  • Ellie Simm:
    You just got shot!



    Tom Quinn:
    Well, there are perks.

  • Harry Pearce:
    ...before he got religion - if world anarchy *is* a religion.

  • Jools Siviter:
    And you brought little terrier Tom along with you, what a nice surprise...

  • Jools Siviter:
    Are we going to have to come over the river and potty-train you people?

  • Jools Siviter:
    The great joy of an obo post is that the Powers can't see how much you're drinking.

  • Tom Quinn:
    "Look out, not in." Salter's rule for preserving the sanity of the officer.

  • Danny Hunter:
    Earl Grey tea bags.



    Zoe Reynolds:
    What?



    Danny Hunter:
    You didn't get any.



    Zoe Reynolds:
    Why would I get *you* Earl Grey tea bags?



    Danny Hunter:
    I like them.



    Zoe Reynolds:
    Look, we have a flat share, okay? We are not married!



    Danny Hunter:
    Is Earl Grey tea bags married?



    Zoe Reynolds:
    Oh, yes!

  • Peter Salter:
    And you think *this* is a wonderful wheeze?

  • Harry Pearce:
    We're in a state of collective desperation here.

  • Harry Pearce:
    Oh, shag.

  • Jools Siviter:
    Little tinkering Tom here is responsible for this mess!

  • Jools Siviter:
    Lively on this side of the river, isn't it?

  • Jools Siviter:
    Bug your own office, do you, Harry?



    Harry Pearce:
    Only for special occasions.

  • Major Curtis:
    If my demands aren't met in one hour, then London will be twinned with Chernobyl.

  • Harry Pearce:
    MI5 don't do evil; just treachery, treason and armageddon.

  • Adam Carter:
    [about planting a bug on a subject] I have an idea, but it requires a woman who's ruthless, immoral, vicious and utterly lacking in human sympathy.



    Zoe Reynolds:
    Who?



    Adam Carter:
    My wife.

  • Danny Hunter:
    [explaining his presence in an office] I haven't got the internet at home. Some nights I let myself in to use it.



    Catherine Townsend:
    Searching for porn?



    Danny Hunter:
    Do I look like the kind of guy who would collude in the objectification of women's bodies?



    Catherine Townsend:
    In the sense that you look like a guy: Yes.

  • Harry Pearce:
    Colin, tell me something uplifting.



    Colin Wells:
    Well, it's shaping up to be the driest autumn on record.



    Harry Pearce:
    Do you want to be taken out and shot?

  • [McCann and Quinn stand naked in a field]



    Patrick McCann:
    Anyone would think we were in some filthy farmer's porn video.

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