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Quotes of Movie: "Space Ghost Coast to Coast" [1994]

  • [watching 60's cartoon of himself]



    Space Ghost:
    Those stupid kids, why did I even bother?

  • [wearing large wig]



    Zorak:
    What? This is my natural head of hair

  • [Space Ghost and Moltar are holding a dinner murder mystery]



    Space Ghost:
    Now, what about these beans?



    Moltar:
    Those must've fallen out of my hair.


    [pause]



    Moltar:
    Well, you're just making all this (bleep) up!


    [pause]



    Moltar:
    Oh, what, you're the only one that gets to make (bleep) up?


    [pause]



    Moltar:
    Those are part of the dinner.



    Space Ghost:
    No they're not. They're part of the plot.



    Moltar:
    They were on the menu.



    Space Ghost:
    Murder is on the menu.

  • Space Ghost:
    Chambraigne: It's shampoo for your hair, and your brain.

  • Zorak:
    Hey! You took my soul!

  • Zorak:
    You dance like a woman.



    Space Ghost:
    I dance like a woman... if she were a man!



    Zorak:
    Well... ya got me there.

  • Space Ghost:
    I'll spank you smartly with my spank ray.

  • Zorak:
    My favorite episode of The Golden Girls is the one where they all took contaminated Geritol and died.



    Space Ghost:
    That was never an episode!



    Zorak:
    Well, it should have been.

  • Space Ghost:
    Oh boy, the Shatner's really hit the fan now. I'm up Dawson's Creek without a paddle.

  • [Space Ghost's grandfather takes over hosting]



    Zorak:
    You're shooting blanks, Grandpa!



    Leonard Ghostal:
    Shut your pie hole, Blip! Why, twenty years ago I woulda put your head in a half nelson, twisted it around, saying each letter of the alphabet on every turn, and then when I reached the first letter of my true love's name (that would be the lovely Elizabeth), I would yank your head clean off and roll it down the pike like a bowling ball!



    Zorak:
    [wide-eyed] Okay.

  • Moltar:
    Whoa! Looks like we're movin'!



    Space Ghost:
    We ARE moving, Moltar. To America!



    Moltar:
    And, uh, why are we doin' that?



    Space Ghost:
    Because all the successful superheroes live in America.



    Moltar:
    Okay...



    Space Ghost:
    It's really the only thing that keeps me from being the next Superman.



    Moltar:
    Are you faster than a speeding bullet?



    Space Ghost:
    Well... no, but...



    Moltar:
    Are you able to leap tall buildings with...



    Space Ghost:
    Moltar, that's not the point.

  • Zorak:
    Vengence is the refuge of the weak.

  • Space Ghost:
    I'll be dead long before you were born and I'll be dead long before you'll be dead.

  • Space Ghost:
    Zorak, where's your nephew?



    Zorak:
    Who? Oh, um, I devoured him.



    Space Ghost:
    That's barbaric!


    [hungrily]



    Space Ghost:
    Is there any left?

  • Space Ghost:
    I could plead the Fifth.



    Zorak:
    If you could count that high.

  • Space Ghost:
    Who do you think you are?



    Denis Leary:
    I think the universe knows who I am, Space Ghost.



    Space Ghost:
    Then who do you think the universe knows I am, Denis?



    Denis Leary:
    Space Ghost. And I'm Denis Leary, master of the universe.



    Space Ghost:
    Master? I know one or two guys who might disagree with you... master!



    Denis Leary:
    Like who?



    Space Ghost:
    Yoda.



    Denis Leary:
    Okay, who else on the list?


    [beat]



    Space Ghost:
    Star Wars.

  • Brak:
    Space Ghost... I think I'm pregnant.

  • [Zorak and Moltar have occupied Space Ghost's apartments and are hiding under lampshades]



    Space Ghost:
    Hmmm... these aren't my lamps. These have feet.


    [Guest Jon Benjamin, whose monitor is also hidden under a lampshade, chuckles]



    Space Ghost:
    I'd better go get a new apartment.

  • [Space Ghost has received a phone call from his wife, Björk]



    Space Ghost:
    Uh, hey, honey, how are you?



    Björk:
    Do you like sulfur?



    Space Ghost:
    Sulfur? Sulfur's my favorite food, honey, you know that. Is that why you called me?



    Björk:
    Yeah.



    Space Ghost:
    Oh, great.



    Björk:
    Can I sing in Icelandic?



    Space Ghost:
    Uh, not now, honey, please, I'm right in the middle of, a, um... giant space war.



    Björk:
    I... I enjoy talking to you.



    Space Ghost:
    Uh, yes you do, but like I said, this, uh, space war, what can I do?


    [pause]



    Space Ghost:
    ...aliens.



    Björk:
    Yeah?



    Space Ghost:
    Yeah, so, you have to go now.



    Björk:
    Okay.



    Space Ghost:
    Okay, so... I'll talk to you when there's... peace. In space.

  • Zorak:
    I got a friend coming by in about five minutes, so, uh... I gotta escape.



    Space Ghost:
    What are you all gonna do?



    Zorak:
    I think we're gonna smash light bulbs out by the dumpster.

  • Zorak:
    Moltar, take off your helmet... show me your true face.



    Moltar:
    Why?



    Zorak:
    Because, I'm intrigued.



    Moltar:
    No.



    Zorak:
    C'mon... I'll be your friend.



    Moltar:
    NO!



    Zorak:
    C'mon... I'll give you a dollar.



    Moltar:
    Okay...


    [loud hissing sound]



    Zorak:
    GOOD GOD!

  • Space Ghost:
    Did you just call me a monkey?

  • Bob Costas:
    How much hair do you have, Space Ghost?



    Space Ghost:
    Oh, I don't know. Nine. Nine fat stalks!



    Bob Costas:
    Well, why, Space Ghost, if you weren't concerned about your own dome, why would you be so concerned and perhaps envious of those who have a full head of hair?


    [pause]



    Space Ghost:
    Right.

  • Space Ghost:
    Moltar, flush the lake.



    Moltar:
    We don't have a lake.



    Space Ghost:
    Good work.

  • Space Ghost:
    Moltar, what's our depth?



    Moltar:
    20,000 leagues, sir.



    Space Ghost:
    Take her to twenty-one.



    Moltar:
    Twenty-one? But... why?



    Space Ghost:
    Because it's more fantastical.

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