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Quotes of Movie: "Sex and the City" [1998]
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There's no such thing as bad publicity. Carrie: Of course you'd say that, you're a publicist. How can you forget a guy you've slept with? Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore. I don't like having anything inserted in my anus, even though it may come as a surprise. One time I fucked a guy because he had a swimming pool. I came over and he used to bring me Kool-Aid. Carrie: Kool-Aid? Samantha: Yeah, I was thirteen! And honey, you should have seen my tan! | |
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You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too Big. Schooner and Rebecca need each other. Schooner and Rebecca need each other. There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung. It's so not fair. All the good ones are straight... even the gay ones. You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there: every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing. I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes, when I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come. Well, I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they all involved going up my ass. Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy. Well, I don't know how you people do it. All that emotional chow-chow. It's exhausting. What am I supposed to say? "Hi, this is my lesbian lover. And p.s.: I'm done with dick"? How does this happen? How do they get the message that the ass is now on the menu? So what are we going to do? Sit around bars, sipping Cosmos and sleeping with strangers when we're eighty? Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night? Okay, I'm definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charlotte is open to this. Soul mates only exist in the Hallmark aisle of Duane Reade Drugs. I used to masturbate to a busboy who was rude to me once. What do you think that means? All right. The cheese stands alone. Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality. I'm fine... but Charlotte, maybe your "hmmm hmmm" would like an order of fries? I read that if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become "revirginized". Trey, you have a boner... I can't discuss my notes if you have a boner. My vagina's depressed. | |
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