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Quotes of Movie: "Saved by the Bell" [1989]

  • Zack:
    I like school. It's just too bad classes get in the way.

  • Mr. Belding:
    Hey, hey, hey. *What* is going *on* here?

  • Zack:
    I like school... it's a good way to kill time between weekends.

  • Zack:
    You know, I've finally found out the best thing about high school, once you graduate you don't have to come back.

  • Lisa:
    I have a map of every mall from here to Tijuana.

  • Slater:
    What, no rose for me, preppie? And I thought we were real close.



    Zack:
    Slater, face it. It's over.

  • Lisa:
    If you don't get rid of Linda, I'm gonna throw her out the winda.

  • Jessie:
    I have had it with Eric. He took my TV, my hairdryer and my room. I am in crisis.

  • Kelly:
    You sound like you're on 'Thirtysomething.'

  • Lisa:
    Yeah, 'I have all these problems and there's no-one ever there for me. I talk and talk and talk but no-one ever listens.'

  • Slater:
    Wow, Lisa, I just saw you on US Gladiators. Wow, you beat up everybody, including the audience.



    Lisa:
    Nobody messes with Lethal Lisa.

  • Jessie:
    If any of you sweeties dares bid on my Slater I'll hunt you down in the street like a rabid dog.

  • Jessie:
    Your understanding of politics is limited to who won the election on 'Sesame Street'.

  • Lisa:
    Girl, if I were Leslie I woulda slapped you until my hand hurt, and then I woulda slapped you for making it hurt.

  • Kelly:
    Who are you?



    Screech:
    Oh, I'm, uh, I'm- Sinead O'Connor.



    Kelly:
    That's a very famous name. You have a hit song in the charts, you know...?



    Screech:
    Oh, uh, that's the other O'Connor. She's my niece. She learned from me.



    Lisa:
    You taught her everything she knows?



    Screech:
    Oh, that I did. Now she can clean toilets with the best of 'em.

  • Screech:
    Once, my dad let me back his car out of the garage. Then he got mad at me.



    Mr. Tuttle:
    Well Screech, your father was probably just nervous.



    Screech:
    Well, he had a right to be - I forgot to open the garage door.



    Lisa:
    I hope your dad had "dork" insurance.

  • Mr. Belding:
    Screech, you can't elope.



    Screech:
    Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?

  • Screech:
    Wow, my first Hollywood party. I wonder if the Simpsons are gonna be there?

  • Jessie:
    Slater, haven't you heard of the Women's Movement?



    Slater:
    Sure...”Put on something cute and MOVE it into the kitchen."

  • Mr. Belding:
    Class, this is my brother... Rod Belding.



    Screech:
    Wow. A building with two Beldings, one of whom is balding.

  • Screech:
    [to Zack's pet duck] So long, Becky. And remember...


    [makes quack sounds]



    Screech:
    .


    [to Zack]



    Screech:
    I heard Donald say that to Huey, Dewey, and Louie.



    Zack:
    And you're screwy.

  • Screech:
    Zack, something terrible has just happened.



    Zack:
    You found out "Alf" was a puppet?



    Screech:
    He is?

  • Jessie:
    Slater, since we're together, I think we should share the household chores.



    Slater:
    Sure, you cook & I'll eat.

  • [Zack meets a college girl and lies about his age]



    Slater:
    [smiling] So what happened, Preppie? Did she turn you down?



    Zack:
    Guess again, my high school friend. She and I just agreed to get together and meet at "The Attic".



    Screech:
    Wow, the attic. That is cool. There could be bats up there.



    Slater:
    YOU'RE bats, screech. "The Attic" is an 'over 18' club, and Zack's only 16.



    Zack:
    That may be true, Slater. But by tomorrow morning, we'll all be 18.



    Screech:
    Oh no. Mom said I have to move out at 18. I gotta look for a place.

  • Mr. Belding:
    Zack, just because you always park your car in that same spot, does not mean it's official.



    Zack:
    Then make it official, just like my seat in detention.

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