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Quotes of Movie: "Sabrina the Animated Series" [1999
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You were only 200 years old, you were just a kid. [about doctor visit] I heard you scream. Salem: Yeah I screamed, ya should've seen the bill. Uncle Quigley: I'll name it after the both of us. I'll call it the Squigley. You three are grounded! Salem: Good move, Quigster! Uncle Quigley: You're grounded too, Salem, I hate it when you call me Quigster. | |
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Why hello there, Smellman! Sabrina: The rocking '80s. Hilda: '80s? Zelda: I think she means the 1780s! Hilda: Oh. You haven't seen the last of me! Hilda: Yeah well I didn't really like seeing the first of ya. I babysat for Atilla the Hun. Welcome to Sabrina's Quizmasters! Here's the question: When witches make a BLT, they use bacon, lettuce and...? Sabrina: Toes! Salem: Wrong! The answer was cement. We qualify for the senior citizen age. Box Office Attendant: I'll have to see some I.D. Hilda: [Shows ancient birth certificate] Signed by the Pharroh himself! Morning, Salem. Salem: Morning, Hilda. Zelda: [Disguised as Hilda] 'Morning, Salem. Salem: 'Morning, Hilda... Huh? In my family, some of my closest relatives are monsters. [over phone] Hello? Anyone! Help, we're in trouble! Salem: [relaxed] Yes that's nice. Sabrina: Also, Salem, unless you pick up the phone now, those secret pictures of you are going out over the internet. Salem: Uh-oh! [Warning about a spell] This could bring the end of the entire space/time continuum. But hey, you're in a hurry. [Dangling over hole] I'm losing my grip! Salem: [sarcastically] You can say that again! [Trying unsuccessfully to end a spell] But when the skies turn orange, beware the... Uh... porridge? Uh... smorange? I'll have to call you back, I got Scorsese's people on the other line. The Wicked Witch of the West is from Pennsylvania. [Noticing Sabrina unhappy] I've coughed up hair balls that looked happier than you. There's nothing like cotton candy up your nose at warp 10. Time for a little brain wash, rinse, dry and fold. Give Gem a chance. After all, she's not that bad. Gem Stone: By the way, that is the ugliest cat I've ever seen. Salem: Turn her into a mouse and leave the rest to me! [to Salem] Touch that egg and you're getting a major flea bath! [on Sabrina's poor baseball pitch] It calls for a sinker, not a stinker! Are you still upset that you were turned down for that role in 'That Darn Cat'? Salem: Yeah. | |
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