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Quotes of Movie: "Rude Awakening" [1998]

  • Billie Frank:
    Irish Coffee, easy on the coffee!

  • Billie Frank:
    Last night, I think I slept with a woman.

  • Billie Frank:
    [shouting at Dave] That is what you do with the drink! You drink it! You can't eat it: nothing to chew! Can't wear it: no straps! Can't smoke it: wet! Drinks are meant to be drunk, much like myself! That's the familiar face: isn't that Billie Frank, the drunk?



    Joe:
    And the slut.



    Billie Frank:
    Right!

  • Billie Frank:
    There is nothing better than your first post-coma cigarette.



    Dave Parelli:
    Except for your second.

  • Billie Frank:
    You know, I can't believe I prayed for Jackie and it actually worked.



    Dave Parelli:
    You prayed?



    Billie Frank:
    Sure. I mean, just because I don't believe in God doesn't mean I don't believe in God, you know what I mean?



    Dave Parelli:
    No, I don't.



    Billie Frank:
    Pretend you do.

  • Billie Frank:
    If I had known this praying crap actually worked, I would have started it long time ago. Next time I think I'll pray for a Porsche. You want anything?



    Dave Parelli:
    I don't think you're supposed to pray for the things that you want.



    Billie Frank:
    What am I supposed to pray for, the things I don't want? Next time I'll pray for... herpes.



    Dave Parelli:
    No, you pray for the strength to accept God's will.



    Billie Frank:
    You pray your way and I pray mine, okay?

  • Haley:
    I know you're in pain but I'm not sure cigarettes and cookies are the answer.



    Billie Frank:
    You're right. I'll get that pie.

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