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Quotes of Movie: "Roland Rat: The Series" [1986]

  • [Bridge On the River Kwai sketch]



    Roland Rat:
    So go and blow up that bridge.



    Ross Davidson:
    What... What. That bridge?



    Roland Rat:
    Yeah. Why not?



    Ross Davidson:
    Because man it's a very, very busy bridge.



    Roland Rat:
    Year?



    Ross Davidson:
    It's in Staines. The number 68 bus goes along there.



    Roland Rat:
    Oh. Don't be stupid. This is the Burmese jungle remember? Look. London Transport doesn't operate in jungles. London Transport hardly operates in London.



    Ross Davidson:
    Oh year? Well what's that then?


    [the number 68 bus goes across]



    Errol:
    It's the number 68 bus.

  • Wanda:
    Isn't Pinkey a wonderful pixey children?



    Roland:
    No. He's just thick.

  • Errol:
    And have you incidentally heard the terrible news.



    Man:
    What terrible news?



    Errol:
    Manchester United lost again.



    Man:
    Tragic.



    Errol:
    I also heard that Roland Scrooge is dead.



    Man:
    Really? How did Chelsea get on?



    Errol:
    They lost as well.

  • [Tale of two Cities sketch]



    Brian Blessed:
    I hope this has been worthwhile.



    Roland:
    Of course it has Bri. You know you're middle aged. You've got a lot of pull.



    Regie:
    Pull.


    [Pulls the plank]



    Regie:
    Done it.



    Roland:
    Do you realise what you've just done Regie?



    Regie:
    Cut his head off.



    Roland:
    Yeah. You've just executed one of the major figures of the English stage.


    [Tuts]



    Roland:
    Perhaps we should have got Donald Sinden after all.

  • Roland:
    Right, Brian, all you do now is kneel down and put your head in the hole. Okay. And then we fade out. Yeeaahhh.



    Brian Blessed:
    If I must. Like this?



    Roland:
    Yes thank you Brian. Very nice, very nice. Yes. Ha-ha. So this is where I do me big speech. "So die, all enemies, of the revolution." Yeah. "The end". Ha-ha-ha.



    Brian Blessed:
    Can I get up now?



    Roland:
    No. Hold it for the fade out.



    Brian Blessed:
    God I hope this has been worthwhile.



    Roland:
    Of course it has Bri. You know you're a big draw with the middle aged. You'll got a lot of pull.



    Regie:
    Pull.


    [Plank comes down]



    Regie:
    Done it.



    Roland:
    Do you realize what you've just done Regie?



    Regie:
    Cut his head off.



    Roland:
    Yeah. You've just executed one of the major figures of the English stage


    [tuts]



    Roland:
    . Perhaps we should have got Donald Sinden after all. Ha-ha


    [walks off in a hurry]



    Roland:
    .

  • Darcey:
    Darcey De-Farcey's Secret of the Worlds Greatest Chefs. And there are still a few copies left you lucky people.



    Errol:
    I thought you said that you had a warehouse full of them.



    Darcey:
    Yes. Thank you Errol.



    Errol:
    No one in their right minds would buy one of them.



    Maureen:
    I brought one.



    Errol:
    Exactly. I rest my case.

  • Fergie The Ferret:
    Luvvy Duvvy Darling.

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