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Quotes of Movie: "Rocko's Modern Life" [1993]

  • Rocko:
    Excuse me, sir. But garbage and dogs are not part of a balanced diet.

  • Heffer:
    I don't OWN any spandex!

  • Heffer:
    Look out everyone! He's visually impaired!

  • Rocko:
    If this marriage is going to break up our friendship, I'd rather be deported!

  • Heffer:
    Hey Rock! Do that goofy face you do when you're buying eggs!

  • Filburt's son:
    Why do we wear these things on our shoulders?



    Filburt:
    Because... it's the future! Thank you for stopping by.

  • French Guy:
    Ahhh, this is no problem. She's at the Eiffel Tower!



    Rocko:
    Really?



    French Guy:
    Sure! All cheesy love stories end there!

  • Eagle:
    A wallaby in a boat waving a fish... That's odd - yet strangely appetizing!

  • Rocko:
    Garbage day is a very dangerous day.

  • Rocko:
    Grocery day is a very dangerous day, but at least we got food.

  • Rocko:
    [trying to turn the Suck-o-Matic off] I must cease this senseless sucking!


    [keeps pulling and pushing the switch and nothing happens]



    Rocko:
    It's stuck in suck!

  • Grandpa Wolfe:
    I say we eat the beaver!

  • Rocko:
    Um... yes... uh... Turdy was a, um, bird.



    Filbert:
    Oh, that's so beautiful!

  • [repeated line]



    Fat Man:
    I thought I told you to keep your bird away from MY MONKEY!

  • Heffer:
    Give me another order!

  • Filburt:
    You turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands...

  • Filburt:
    You turn the page, wash your hands.

  • Filburt:
    I'm nauseous! I'm nauseous! I'm nauseous!

  • Entire Cast:
    [singing] R-E-C-Y-C-L-E recycle! C-O-N-S-E-R-V-E conserve! Don't you dare P-O-L-L-U-T-E pollute the rivers, sky or sea or else you're gonna get... what you deserve!

  • Mr. Cheese:
    I am the cheese. I am the best character on this show. I am better than the salami and the bologna combined.

  • Heffer:
    [after finding Rocko in the dumpster, his nail-biting problem out of control] All this toe-chewing is making me hungry. Let's go get some chili!

  • Rocko:
    Heff, everybody's bonkers for me bum!



    Heffer:
    I know. You've got the most famous fanny in O-Town!

  • Rocko, Filburt:
    [opening the door and finding out it's Rocko's deportation officer] WHAT IN THE HELLL... LO?

  • Heffer:
    Through the use of sophisticated computer technology, and a box of crayons, we have constructed a likeness of Dingo today.

  • Ed Bighead:
    Rocko, what're you doing?



    Rocko:
    [With a paddle in his hand] We're playing spank the monkey.

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