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Quotes of Movie: "Remington Steele" [1982]

  • Remington Steele:
    Irresponsibility isn't a sickness - it's an art.

  • Remington Steele:
    A killer caught by a lousy television show and a rotten commercial. There's some thing poetic about that.

  • Remington Steele:
    Atomic man is wanted for murder.



    Remington Steele:
    Really, I didn't realize the penalty for bad acting was that stiff in this country.

  • Remington Steele:
    Zif climp blagh blagh blaghgh


    [looks at Laura]



    Remington Steele:
    It's for you.

  • [Izzy is dying]



    Izzy Webster:
    Toodle-loo.



    Laura Holt:
    Toodle-loo?



    Steele:
    That's what I call shuffling off with class.

  • Laura Holt:
    What are you doing?



    Remington Steele:
    I'll tell you what I'm *not* doing! I'm not driving in circles trying to elude people I don't know, who want to kill a nice little nebbish, for reasons I don't even understand. I'm also not about to sit in that car while Sheldon looks at me like I'm Babe Ruth and George Washington all rolled into...


    [into phone]



    Remington Steele:
    ... yes, information? I'd like the number of the Central Intelligence Agency... No, that is not a residence.

  • Laura Holt:
    Now all we need is the third man.



    Remington Steele:
    Well, if it isn't Orson Welles, I can't be of any immediate help.

  • Kessler:
    Who are you?



    Remington Steele:
    Just a happy go lucky tourist out to see a bit of the world.



    Neff:
    Is that why you've got five passports, from five different countries, in five different names?



    Remington Steele:
    Kept trying for a good picture.

  • [narration from the opening credits]



    Laura Holt:
    Try this for a deep, dark secret: the great detective, Remington Steele? He doesn't exist. I invented him. Follow. I always loved excitement, so I studied, and apprenticed, and put my name on an office. But absolutely nobody knocked down my door. A female private investigator seemed so... feminine. So I invented a superior. A decidedly MASCULINE superior. Suddenly there were cases around the block. It was working like a charm... until the day HE walked in, with his blue eyes and mysterious past. And before I knew it, he assumed Remington Steele's identity. Now I do the work, and he takes the bows. It's a dangerous way to live, but as long as people buy it, I can get the job done. We never mix business with pleasure. Well, almost never. I don't even know his real name!

  • Laura Holt:
    [to Steele] I'm a Peppler, he's a Peppler, she's a Peppler, we're a Peppler, they're a Peppler, wouldn't you like to be a Peppler too?



    Laura Holt:
    [Steele gives her a look] Come on! Where's your sense of humor?



    Remington Steele:
    [referring to his colorful golf pants] I'm wearing it.

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