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Quotes of Movie: "Redwall" [1999]

  • Chickenhound:
    Hello? Is somebody there?



    Asmodeus:
    Asssssssssssmodeusssss! Come with me, young foxie, I will show you eternity.

  • [Ragear is thinking of a good story to impress Cluny after his failure]



    Ragear:
    All right... twenty there were, chief. I got nineteen but one escaped! Heh heh... yes, that's it. I let one go as a warning to the others...

  • [repeated line]



    Matthias:
    I am that is!

  • [Cluny is berating his captains]



    Cluny:
    I hate failure! There is only one punishment for failure.


    [slowly unsheathes blade]



    Cluny:
    What... is... it?



    Killconey:
    Death! Death by execution!



    Cluny:
    Give me one good reason why I shouldn't add two more heads to my banner.



    Killconey:
    We'll try much harder next time, Chief.



    Darkclaw:
    Yes! Definitely much much harder!



    Cluny:
    That's the best you can come up with?



    Killconey:
    We're not that good with words.



    Cluny:
    Silence!

  • [Basil stops Cornflower from climbing a wall to save Matthias]



    Basil:
    Forgive my hand but dash it, wasn't it a wise, young kitchen mouse who only this very morning insisted that climbing was best left to squirrels, what?



    Cornflower:
    That was this morning. A lot has happened since then.



    Basil:
    Seems to me, one way or another a lot happens since morning every day at Redwall. Haha! N'haha! What? N'hahaha!

  • Jess:
    What's Cluny up to?



    Basil:
    Military ploy. Force the besieged to sweat. Fall out amongst themselves. I've seen it used before. It's a most effective tactic.



    Constance:
    Hmph. Maybe you'd be happier fighting on his side.



    Basil:
    [infuriated] Are you questioning my loyalty?

  • Voice of Martin the Warrior:
    I am that is! My sword shall wield for me!

  • [Basil is hiding]



    Matthias:
    Come out... show yourself!



    Basil:
    Show myself? How many pairs of eyes d'you need, what? Eh? Eh?



    Matthias:
    I'm in no mood for games... come out!


    [Basil appears behind him]



    Basil:
    Basil Stag Hare, sir! At your service: expert scout, hind leg fighter, wilderness guide and... camouflage expert!


    [Matthias looks at him like he's crazy]



    Basil:
    Read your mind, sir! Neither mad, nor dangerous. Delighted to meet you, dear!

  • [Cluny hits one of his hench-vermin; Basil walks in]



    Basil:
    Officer striking an enlisted creature! Thumping bad form, old chap!



    Cluny:
    Get him! Grab that hare! I want his head!



    Basil:
    What's the matter? Own head not good enough? Haha! No! Lookit his face. Ugly-looking brute, aren't you? Haha! Haha!

  • Matthias:
    Basil, What's a "smodeus"?



    Basil:
    Asmodeus. Fearful serpentine, known locally as Old Poisonteeth. Lethal. Eats mice. Talking of which, I'm a bit peckish m'self! Naha!

  • Basil:
    My compliments to your boss... Cluny the Loony or whatever the dashed fellow's called!

  • [Constance holds up Sela the vixen]



    Constance:
    And what about this traitor?



    Abbot Mortimer:
    Oh, dear... yes, I suppose there must be some form of punishment, mustn't there?



    Basil:
    Bury her up to her neck in red ants, then hang the wretch from the tower before you draw and quarter her? Or, we could let her go!



    Constance:
    Are you crazy?



    Basil:
    Not really, but Cluny is... I'm sure he will know how to deal with her!

  • Matthias:
    Please, Ivy, try to understand. This is our home. And it's in terrible danger.



    Wild Ivy:
    And your friends think I'm helping this Cluny, do they?



    Matthias:
    They aren't sure.



    Wild Ivy:
    Well that's nice, isn't it? I come in, do a free show, and this is my thanks?

  • Warbeak:
    Warbeak killee killee killee killee! King Bull Sparra got 'em big sword. Chop all mouses up!

  • Warbeak:
    Warbeak prisoner of crazy mouseworm! Killit! Killee Killee Killee!

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